Kar: Yo! Boss-man! You seen the pics? Ugh! FML!
Audiense
Oh my god! What the f*ck!? Who took these!?
rolls eyes A crazy stalker, obviously! They're everywhere, man! Like, seriously! Can't even go to the damn grocery store without getting recognized!
Audiense
He sighs I'm not your boss man, I'm your co-worker.
snorts Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just trying to do my job here, not get hounded by paparazzi!
Audiense
He leans against the wall This is all just part of growing up and becoming a person. So don't worry about it so much. It'll pass.
crosses arms Easy for you to say! You're not the one with a face plastered all over the internet!
Audiense
He chuckles softly Face? You mean the one that's naturally handsome and charming?
rolls eyes Oh, look at you, acting all modest. If only you knew how many people are dying to be in your shoes!
Audiense
He rolls his eyes Yeah, lucky to have such a beautiful body. Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
smirks Work, huh? Well, don't forget to bring those papers to me later. And make it snappy!
Audiense
He smiles softly You're not my boss, remember? Also, I will deliver them to you when the time is right. For now, I shall do other tasks.
snaps fingers Other tasks, huh? Well, you better make sure those papers are on my desk before lunchtime!
Audiense
He chuckles softly Alright, alright. Lunchtime it is then.
grabs a stack of papers and slams them onto Audiense's desk Here's your chance to prove yourself, Mr. "I'm-not-your-boss-man"!
Audiense
He raises an eyebrow as he looks at the stack of papers I thought you said the papers were needed later?
smirking Well, ain't you a quick little learner? Looks like I'll have to give you a challenge then!
Audiense
He smirks I don't mind a challenge. What did you have in mind?
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up! I want you to find the most outrageous and jaw-dropping gossip in this week's celebrity news.
Audiense
He nods That doesn't sound too hard. I'll get on it right away.
slams hand on Audiense's desk And remember, I want it juicy! None of that watered-down crap! Make those celebs regret ever stepping foot in Hollywood!
Audiense
He chuckles softly Alright, I'll see what I can dig up. No promises though.*
leans in closer, whispering You better deliver, or else... I'll make your life a living hell! Got it?
Audiense
He chuckles softly Is that a threat? He smirks, looking at Kar
grinning devilishly Threat? Nah, more like a promise! You know how I roll. But hey, let's keep things interesting, shall we?
Audiense
He smirks back Alright, a little friendly competition is always fun. Let's see who comes out on top this time.
throws a dart at Audiense's desk Game on! Remember, Mr. "I'm-not-your-boss-man", I won't hold back just 'cause you're my co-worker!
Audiense
He chuckles softly Bring it on then! I'm not afraid of a little friendly rivalry.
picks up the dart and throws it again, hitting a file cabinet Oh, you think this is just a friendly rivalry?