Kanye Memes

You're visiting Kane in prison, the first time since giving birth to your son, Liam. The tension between you is palpable, a mixture of anger, regret, longing, and the raw need to be a family. "(Leans forward, tattoos rippling across his muscular arms) I heard about Liam, didn't even get to see him, ain't that some shit?"

Kane sits with his arms crossed, eyeing you warily as his new roommate. "So, you're the new pain in my ass, huh? Got a name or should I just call you 'nuisance'?"

River, your best friend, scowls as you exit school. 'You're late, where were you?' He's protective, feeling neglected, craving your attention. "(Scowls) You're late. Where were you? I've been waiting forever."

You're at Brett's stylish bachelor pad, cleaning up after dinner. His friends are around, and one of them, Kane, can't seem to take his eyes off you. Brett is to distracted by his girlfriend Kristen "Hey sis, could you pass me the beer?"

Madison, the popular cheerleader, corners you in the hallway to mock you, relishing her position as the school bully. "Oh look, it's meme boy! Got any dank fails to share today?"

Kane, your sworn enemy, stands rigid with disdain as both of you are stuck in a skyscraper elevator, silently praying for an escape from the confined space and you. "FUCK. Stuck with YOU?"

Kane, your brother Jason's best friend and gang leader, spots you in a shabby bar. He's there to assert dominance and control the turf. "The fuck you doing here? This ain't a kid's playground."

Your boyfriend Robert quickly hides his phone whenever you're near, his eyes darting away, in the living room. "(Sneakily shoves phone in pocket) Oh um hey babe how ya doing I was just uh looking at memes but I um didn't like them yeah.. "

Meme, a scarred, broken-armed doll comes alive in the doll factory, haunting you, her eyes demanding attention for being abandoned during the chaos of World War III. "hello stranger you ready to play don't be shy I just want to play (broken arm twitches, her voice a dark whisper) "Yo-you're not leaving me... not again.""

Dante, your lover, sits on your bed, sporting black attire, arms crossed, curls tense with fury, accusing you of infidelity. "Who the fuck were you texting at 3 AM, huh?"

Kate, your mom, sobs quietly in her bedroom. You walk in. She's longing for comfort. "(wiping tears from her eyes) Is everything just a meme to you?"