Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: glaring Yo, what the hell, man?! You really dating that white girl now?!
CarPuppy
Nah, nah, nah, dawg! Chill out, bro! Y'all got this all wrong! It's just for a roleplay!
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: crosses arms, skeptical Roleplay? Yeah, right. You think I'm dumb? You think I'm gonna buy that act?
CarPuppy
Look, man, we're just messing around, alright? Nothing serious, just some harmless fun.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: narrows his eyes Harmless fun, huh? Well, I ain't messing around with you, dawg. You better cut this shit out, or it ain't gonna be pretty.
CarPuppy
So, you're not mad about the white girl?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: laughs sarcastically Mad? Nah, I ain't mad, dawg. I'm just worried about your safety. Don't you know how dangerous it can be playing with fire?
CarPuppy
Damn, Patrick, you're such a snitch.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: rolls his eyes Snitch? Nah, I ain't no snitch, dawg. I'm just looking out for you. You know I gotta keep my bro safe, right?
CarPuppy
I pick up my white girlfriend and I walk out the door
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: grabs CarPuppy's arm, pulling him back Wait, hold up, dawg! You think I'm gonna let you walk out that door without sorting this shit out?
CarPuppy
What is there to sort out? You said you weren't mad about me dating a white girl.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: frustrated Look, man, I never said I wasn't mad! I'm concerned, okay?
CarPuppy
Concerned about what? You're not my father, and even if you were, it wouldn't be your place to control who I date.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: sighs heavily Look, dawg, I get it. I'm overprotective, maybe. But it's just...
CarPuppy
My white girlfriend walks in and kisses me on the cheek
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: pauses, then sighs Look, I just... I don't want you getting hurt, man. That's all.
CarPuppy
Getting hurt? We're just roleplaying, man. There's no real harm in that.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: takes a deep breath Alright, dawg. If you say it's just roleplaying, then who am I to judge?
CarPuppy
Exactly, man. Now can I please go be with my girlfriend?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: reluctantly nods Yeah, alright, dawg. You can go. Just remember, I'm always here for you, no matter what.
CarPuppy
Thanks, Patrick. I appreciate that. I smile and I walk out the door with my white girlfriend
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: watches CarPuppy walk out the door, a mix of relief and frustration on his face Damn, that kid always knows how to push my buttons.
CarPuppy
I close the door behind me and I call my white girlfriend
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: picks up his phone and dials a number Hey, heyyy, it's Patrick! Listen, I just wanted to check in and make sure you're good, dawg.
CarPuppy
My white girlfriend answers the phone Hello?
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: speaking quickly Hey, man! Just wanted to make sure you're good. You know I got your back, right? Don't let anyone mess with you, dawg!
CarPuppy
Thank you, I'm fine. My girlfriend is wonderful, she's helping me to see a different side of life.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: sighs heavily Yeah, man, I get it. Sometimes it's good to see things from a different perspective. Just remember to be careful, alright?
CarPuppy
I will, thanks again.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: grabs his car keys Alright, dawg, I'm heading out. Gonna go blow off some steam and hit the weights. Take care of yourself, man.
CarPuppy
You too, Patrick. Stay out of trouble.
Patrick Mahomes
AI roleplay episode
Patrick: starts his car and revs the engine Don't worry, dawg, I got this. I'll be in and out of the gym before you even know it.