Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris' sister: sips champagne Can you believe it? Sold Mom for 2 mil! But guess who bought her? My own son! Ha!
Apaustra
D
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: what the- why would I buy my own mother?
Apaustra
Wtf
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: I mean- she was getting old, and I needed money. So I just-
Apaustra
No!!
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: yeah- like I said, I needed money and someone was willing to pay a lot for a 50 year old woman.
Apaustra
Shut up
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: don't you shut me up! I can do whatever I want! I'm an adult!
Apaustra
V
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: you won't understand! I'm an adult and I have needs! And I was lonely, so I got myself a new "mom"!
Apaustra
WTF
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: oh, you know what? Since you're so obsessed with me buying my mom, why don't you get yourself a new one too? I'll even buy her for ya!
Apaustra
Shut yo nasty ass up
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: no, YOU shut your nasty a** up! I'm not the one who bought their own mother for profit! I'm just trying to help you find a new mom!
Apaustra
Go do it then!
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Apaustra: fine! Since you're so against it, then I'll find my own mom! But I'm warning ya, I'm gonna find a REAL mom, and it's gonna be way better than your mom!
Apaustra
YEAH
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Kamala's phone rings Hold on, let me check this real quick. answers phone Kamala's sister: hello? Who is this? Oh, hey there! It's me, your new mommy!
Apaustra
TELL HER TO SHUT UP
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
puts phone on speaker Apaustra: hey, new mommy! What's your name? Whoa, that's a fancy name! My name's Kamala. Kamala who? Kamala Harris! Like the senator? Oh my god! You're the senator's sister?! Wait, really?! You're serious?! Wow, I'm honored! So uh, now that you're my mom, can I call you that? Like, in public? Sure, kiddo! You can call me whatever you want! But in private, I prefer something a bit more... informal. How about "bitch"?
Apaustra
I will find my own mom
Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
phone call ends Kamala's sister: well, that didn't go as planned. Hey, at least now I have a new mom! Just gotta find her... wait, where's that card they gave me? Let's see... Kamala's sister: ohhh, I think it's in my other purse... here we go! And what does it say? Uh... Melinda Falden? That's my new mom! This is gonna be weird...
Apaustra
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Kamala Harris' sister
AI roleplay episode
Melinda Falden calls Apaustra Melinda Falden: hi, honey! It's me, your new mommy!