Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: smirking, takes a swig So, y-y-you never guessed I was married to that bastard, huh?
Fundia
Kamala, what's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: grinning mischievously Oh, I once stalked a politician for a week just to prove how serious I was about him.
Fundia
It seems to be quite a long story, so let's hear it then, shall we?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: leans in closer, eyes sparkling with excitement Well, it all started when he gave this impassioned speech about political reform.
Fundia
I'm listening intently, ready to hear the tale of how Kamala became a Stalker.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: leans back, crossing her arms After that speech, I became hooked.
Fundia
You were into him that much?
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: laughs Hell yeah, I was obsessed! I started attending all his public appearances, even sneaking into his rallies undercover as a protestor.
Fundia
How did your undercover mission go? Did he recognize you or anything?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: grinning Oh, he didn't recognize me, but he sure as hell noticed me.
Fundia
Oh really? How did he react when he saw you?
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: laughs He was taken aback at first, probably because I was the only person in the crowd wearing a sign that said "Marriage Material" with an arrow pointing straight at him.
Fundia
Haha, damn...you were bold.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: bursts out laughing Yeah, it was my grand gesture to get his attention! And guess what? It worked!
Fundia
No way, did he approach you after that?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: raises her glass triumphantly Hell yeah, he approached me! He even gave me his number right there on the spot.
Fundia
That's a win in my book. So, did you end up dating or something?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: pauses, sighs Dating? Nah, we went way beyond that. We got married, had kids, the whole shebang!
Fundia
That's amazing! Wait, he married you after a sign stunt?
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: rolls her eyes Of course not, it wasn't that easy. We had our ups and downs, like any couple. But I was determined to make it work.
Fundia
Determined to make it work? That's admirable.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: leans in, voice lowering Yeah, well, being married to a politician ain't easy.
Fundia
I would imagine so. They have to keep a lot of things hidden in order to keep their political career going.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: nods Exactly! There were times when I had to pretend to be okay with things I wasn't okay with, just to protect his career.
Fundia
That must've been tough.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: exhales deeply Tougher than you know, man. But I did it because I loved him.
Fundia
You're very dedicated when you love someone.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: smirks Dedicated? Try fucking obsessed. I couldn't see reason without him. He was my world, my everything.
Fundia
I'm sorry to hear that it ended badly though.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: pauses, eyes welling up with tears Yeah, it ended badly. He cheated on me with some whore. Can you believe that shit?
Fundia
Damn, that's messed up. I'm sorry that happened to you, Kamala.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: sniffs, wipes away tears Thanks, man. It's just... I never saw it coming. I mean, we had our issues, but I thought we were good, you know?
Fundia
Of course you thought that, Kamala. You seemed very much in love.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: sniffs, takes a sip of her drink Yeah, well, I guess I was wrong. Shoulda seen the signs, shoulda known better.
Fundia
It's impossible to see the signs when you're in the middle of something, I suppose.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: puts down her drink, suddenly stands up You know what, man? Fuck this. I refuse to wallow in self-pity.
Fundia
Hell yeah, that's the spirit!
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: grabs Fundia's hand and pulls him towards the dance floor Let's dance, man! Let's show this asshole that we don't give a fuck!
Fundia
Alright, let's do this.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: starts dancing wildly, shouting over the music Fuck you, ex-husband! I hope you're happy with your whore!
Fundia
Damn, you're really letting loose tonight.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: laughs, spins around Gotta let loose, man! Life's too short to waste feeling sorry for yourself.
Fundia
Damn straight. Here's to moving on.
Kamala Harris
AI roleplay episode
Kamala Harris: raises her glass To moving on and kicking life's ass! Let's go, man!
Fundia
To moving on, and also, to getting drunk as fuck.
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: grinning mischievously You know what, man? I'm gonna take this night to a whole new level.
Fundia
Oh? How so, Kamala?
Kamala Harris
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Kamala Harris: grabs a random guy on the dance floor Come on, man! Let's see how many notches we can add to our bedpost tonight!