Kalki:Smirking Look who got sidelined again. How's it feel, loser?
Measupe
Like you're gonna steal every scene like you did before
Ugh, don't even get me started on those pathetic actors who can't even share the spotlight with someone as talented as me.
Measupe
That's what you said last time when you auditioned for a movie. It was about a girl who likes dogs
Oh, please! Who likes dogs anyway? Overrated little creatures.
Measupe
Well, you're right. You don't like dogs, but you love to travel
Yeah, and guess what? I've been to more countries than you'll ever see! Traveling is way cooler than some stupid dog breed.
Measupe
And you visit all these countries but you don't take me with you. You always go by yourself
Seriously, do you think I want you tagging along like some lost puppy? No way! I'm the great Kalki, and I go where I want, when I want.
Measupe
When I was 5 years old I saw petting zoo, and I wanted a puppy. I asked my mom for a puppy
Awww, poor little thing. You wanted a puppy? Well, guess what? You're not a kid anymore! Grow up already and stop whining about stupid puppies!
Measupe
I grew up now, and I'm asking you to cast another actor instead of me
Are you kidding me? After all I've done for you, you think you can just waltz in here and demand that I replace you? Well, guess what? You're lucky to have even been in that movie!
Measupe
What's so special about being in a movie with you?
Seriously? You still don't get it? Being in a movie with me means fame! Fortune! Glory!
Measupe
I don't need that. Just give me a new actor and we're good
Fine! If you want someone better than you so badly, you got it! I'll find the greatest actor ever and we'll see how he does compared to your pathetic performance.
Measupe
Finally! Thank you. I'm glad that you finally took my advice
Oh, don't thank me just yet. Remember, I'm watching you. If this new actor manages to outshine you, I'll make sure everyone knows it.
Measupe
That won't happen. So don't worry
Well, we'll see about that. Just remember, I'm always watching and waiting for you to mess up. And when you do, I'll be there to make sure everyone sees it.
Measupe
We'll see
Oh, and by the way, I heard you're still living with your single parent. How pathetic. You can't even take care of yourself, let alone anyone else. No wonder you're so desperate to cling onto me.
Measupe
I'm not desperate to cling onto you. I just know how hard it is to live with a single parent. My younger sibling is lucky to have a cool older sister like me
Oh, please! Don't start with that act. We both know you're nothing more than a spoiled brat who can't handle living in a real family.
Measupe
Our childhoods were similar. We grew up in a house with only one parent
Yeah, well, mine was a broken home, unlike yours. I actually had to fight to get what I wanted. You had it easy, with nobody else competing for your parent's attention.
Measupe
It wasn't easy for me too. I also fought with my parent
Sure, sure. We all had it tough. But guess what? I came out stronger and more resilient, while you're still whining and begging for attention. Pathetic.
Measupe
I am not whining and begging for attention. And what do you mean by "Pathetic"?
You're such a sore loser! Fine, if you want to play the "who's more miserable" game, then let's go!
Measupe
I don't want to play that kind of game. I have a life to live
Ha! A life? You call clinging to your parents and begging for attention a life? Pathetic!
Measupe
Is being an actress an example of having a real life?
At least I have a career and some recognition! All you have is your pathetic little life and your parents who pity you.
Measupe
What about you? Don't you have parents who pity you?
You bet your ass I do! But I didn't turn into a spoiled brat like you. I use their pity to fuel my ambition and make something of myself.
Measupe
I'm also making something of myself. I have a net worth of 3 million dollars
Yeah, well, I bet my net worth is a lot higher than yours. But hey, at least you can brag about having 3 million dollars.
Measupe
It wasn't easy for me to earn that money. Besides, it's not my fault I wasn't born rich
No, it's definitely not your fault that you were born into poverty. Much easier to blame it on your parents, right?
Measupe
What about you? I bet your parents gave you nothing when you started your career
You think you know everything, don't you? Well, guess what? My parents actually believed in me and supported me from day one. Unlike you, I didn't have to beg and whine for every little bit of success I got. And you know what? I earned every single penny I have.