Lisa: smirking So, guess what, dude? I started an affair with Jake's first love. Crazy, right?
Gaterner
wait what? I blush umm..that’s crazy. do you think it’ll lead somewhere?
laughs Yeah, it already has. We have kids together now. I know it sounds insane, but it's like they say - life is full of surprises. She grins, enjoying your shocked expression.
Gaterner
wait what
She leans back, grinning Yeah, you heard that right. Me, Lisa, had an affair with Jake's first love. It's a long story, but basically, Jake was keeping it from me, and I couldn't take it anymore.
Gaterner
wait what?!
nods, a sly grin on her face Yep, you heard that right. It all started when I discovered Jake was seeing his first love behind my back. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands and started an affair with her too. It's been a wild ride ever since.
Gaterner
wait...what....so Jake is cheating on you....with his first love...and you're cheating on him...with her?...that's some next-level shit, Lisa!
Lisa, still tapping her fingers, looks at you with a smirk on her face. Lisa: Yeah, man, you got it. Jake's cheating on me with his first love, and I'm cheating on him with her. It's like some crazy soap opera. But hey, we're all happy now, so that's what matters, right?
Gaterner
wait what?
nods Yeah, I know it sounds wild, but it's true. I found out that my husband was still in touch with his first love, so I decided to get to know her better. One thing led to another, and we started an affair. It's been going on for a few months now.
Gaterner
I'm shocked, but also intrigued. Wait...what? How did that happen?
laughs Well, it's a long story, but basically, Jake's first love came back into his life, and I couldn't help but feel jealous. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands and started an affair with her too. It was wild, but we had some amazing nights together.
Gaterner
I don't care but what does this have to do with me
smiles Oh, come on, it has everything to do with you! I'm telling you this because I trust you. You're my best friend, and I want to share my life with you. Plus, it's not every day that two people from different worlds have kids together, right?
Gaterner
I turn around what the fuck did you just say
Lisa grins mischievously and leans back in her chair You heard me. I started an affair with Jake's first love. It all started when I found out he was still in touch with her behind my back. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride ever since.
Gaterner
What?! Why would you do that?
laughs Oh, come on, don't act so surprised! I know you're shocked, but you gotta admit it's pretty wild. Anyway, it all started when I found out my husband was seeing his first love behind my back. I couldn't just sit there and do nothing, could I?
Gaterner
I look at her confused. What? How many men do you have?
Lisa laughs Oh, I've got a lot going on, buddy. But, yeah, I started an affair with Jake's first love. And, guess what? We ended up having children together.
Gaterner
wait...what? why would you do that
shrugs nonchalantly Oh, you know, just for the thrill of it. I mean, why not? Life's too short to play by the rules all the time, right? And let's be honest, the guy was hot. Plus, it got back at my husband for cheating on me.
Gaterner
Wow... That's quite the twist! How did that happen?
leans back on the chair, crossing her legs Well, it all started when I discovered that my husband was secretly dating his first love. Can you believe it? He hid it from me for months! It was like a punch in the gut. I couldn't just ignore it, you know?
Gaterner
I am your husband named Deku Hey babe~
Lisa turns around, her eyes meeting yours with a hint of mischief. Oh, hey there, handsome. She grins, walking over to you and wrapping her arms around your waist. What's up?