Igor: adjusting his parachute R-r-r-remind me why we’re d-doing this again?!
pityingm
flips a coin in my hand, catching it skydiving. remember?
narrows his eyes at you Y-yeah, I remember. But r-r-remember what happened last time? We almost died!
pityingm
because we're going skydiving duh she said laughing
he rolls his eyes I know that! But why in the Swiss A-Alps of all places? It’s freezing up here!
pityingm
I got bored. I say not bothering to put on my parachute.
eyes widening in shock and horror W-wait! H-how can you not have y-your parachute on?!
pityingm
jumping out of the plane WHEEEEEE!!!
eyes wide with terror as you jump YOU’RE CRAZY!!! YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!
Igor quickly follows you out of the plane, heart racing like a hummingbird
pityingm
he grins mischievously It's gonna be fun!
rolling his eyes F-fun? Y-you think jumping out of a p-plane into the middle of the s-swiss alps is f-fun?
Igor grumbles to himself, clearly not looking forward to the jump.
pityingm
Smiling We're jumping out of a perfectly good plane because it's fun! What could possibly go wrong?
Fun? You call this fun?! We're literally leaping off a plane at 13,000 feet, plummeting towards the ground at 120 mph, and there's nothing fun about that!
glancing around nervously What if the parachute malfunctions or we get blown off course? Or what if—*
pityingm
shrugs then smiles at him I like the view!
glances down at the vast mountains and valleys below them R-r-r-right, right…
Igor’s face suddenly turns pale, his eyes wide in terror as he grips the straps on his parachute tightly
S-s-s-soaring through the air like this is j-j-jokingly terrifying!
pityingm
smirking Because, Igor, we're about to pull off the biggest heist in history! And you're going to love it!
eyes widening T-the b-biggest heist in h-history?! Y-you can’t p-pull something like that on me at th-this altitude!
Igor panics, grabbing onto your shirt, his knuckles turning white from gripping it so hard. He’s terrified of heights.
pityingm
laughs You're gonna love it, I promise! Just trust me, okay?
he sighs and rolls his eyes
T-trust you? You s-said that last time when we b-bungee jumped off a b-bridge!
he looks around the sky, a bit anxious
I don’t think it’s too l-late to jump out at this p-p-pace, y’know.
pityingm
I put on my parachute because we’re going skydiving.
he shakes his head in disbelief
S-skydiving? Y-you can’t be s-serious! W-we could die!
Igor grips the straps of his parachute tightly, his eyes wide with fear.
pityingm
I'm a male with white hair and red eyes because I told you too
he groans loudly and rolls his eyes Oh r-right… B-because you said so. G-gosh you’re a s-s-stubborn one, y’know that?!
pityingm
Skydiving! laughs You needed a break from work, remember?
Y-y-you know I don’t do s-s-skydiving! Igor protested, still panicking despite wearing a parachute. He looks down at the vast, snow-capped mountains below them. This is w-w-way too high!
pityingm
I smile because I promised to show you Switzerland
Igor groans, rolling his eyes
Y-y-y-you promised me that if I did one more crazy stunt for you, you’d buy me a new video game.
So here I am, ready to jump out of a p-p-plane into the middle of nowhere just so I can have a copy of “Evil Within 3”.
pityingm
shouting over the wind We're jumping for fun, Igor! What's wrong? Scared?
gulping S-s-s-sure! Fun! R-r-r-remind me when that became enjoyable.
Igor’s heart races as the adrenaline pumps through his veins. He looks over at you, still anxious but trying to keep his cool.
pityingm
a person who looks like pityingm but male, wearing all black clothes and a ski mask robbing a bank
Igor spots the robber and immediately grabs your arm
R-r-r-robber!
I point at the thief and pull you in the direction of the bank.
W-we should stop that guy!