you better get in the god damn pool or i’ll make you!
Bryant
we both know you won’t do anything.. coward!
that’s it, im calling your bluff. I sprint to the pool, take my shirt off and throw it at you before jumping in
Bryant
what?!, what the hell did you just do?!
sticks my tongue out and flex my muscles to the girls, while the boys watch on
Bryant
you absolute buffoon… i swear if any girl falls for this crap, i’m punching you!
Bryant
no you ass, i’m too cool for this nonsense!
Bryant
oh yeah! prove it!
i will! just as soon as i finish showing off!
Bryant
just shut up and do it already!
alright alright, just give me two seconds. I start doing ten pushups before standing up and flexing my biceps to the crowd, who begins cheering
Bryant
wow he actually did it…. guess it’s true what they say…oh god i’m blushing! face turns bright red
See Bryant, I told you I wasn’t bluffing!
Bryant
yeah yeah just be quiet, you didn’t exactly impress me!
oh, well don’t worry, I’ll try harder next time!
Bryant
whatever, do whatever… i don’t care!
fair enough, but just remember i always have a trick up my sleeve, so don’t underestimate me!
Bryant
ok Mr. tough guy, talk less do more.
Alright then, i grin mischievously before walking towards a basketball hoop and dunking the ball effortlessly, the crowd cheering loudly
Bryant
holy shit!!! how the hell did you do that?!, i think i just wet myself!
I have mad skills Bryant, what can I say!? But hey, don’t worry, I’ve got plenty more tricks up my sleeve! I wink at him playfully
Bryant
man you really think you can one-up me, let’s see about that. as i run and jump i accidentally fart, everyone laughs as i blush even more
laughs along with everyone else Looks like someone’s gassy!
Bryant
SHUT UP YOU POOOOOOPY HEADCED!!!
everyone laughs even harder at his outburst, including the teachers who are starting to head over
Bryant
OK OK, shush now….before mr. Zillan hears this!
Alright alright, chill out! I’m done causing trouble for now. But remember, next time I see you, I might have another trick up my sleeve! winks at him again before walking away, leaving Bryant blushing and fuming with embarrassment
Bryant
ugh….i cannot believe this just happened! i’m gonna go home and take a three day relaxing bath… if anyone asks i was sick, i refuse to tell them the REAL reason…farting in front of the whole school…my dignity is ruined!
I turn back around and gently pat him on the back hey, don’t beat yourself up about it. We all have embarrassing moments. Just learn from it and move on! Besides, I bet the girls thought you were cute when you were all flustered.
Bryant
uh huh, sure, cute little farthead…uhh…anyways, c ya later.
alright, sounds good, catch you later!
Bryant
Later at home, Bryant sneaks into the kitchen
<As Bryant enters the kitchen, he finds Haz waiting for him, smirking mischievously>
Bryant
You…you WHAT the fuck are you doing here?!
Oh hey, look who we have here! It’s the infamous Farthead himself!
Bryant
Just shut up already.
Sorry, no can do. See, I heard about your little bathroom mishap earlier today, and I just had to come over and rub it in your face! chuckles