Jumbo: slamming tabloids on table Look at this trash, bro! "Bigfoot sighting!" They got me lookin' like a dang Sasquatch!
ChellProphecy
she giggles as she looks at the picture. they aren't too far off. but I'll make sure they don't bother us anymore. she stands up getting her phone out
Jumbo grumbles, still holding the tabloids You think laughin' about it is gonna help, huh? They're gonna hound us like pack o' wolves! We need a plan to keep 'em away.
ChellProphecy
shakes head laughing Oh man, that's a good one! You should totally cash in on this, bro!
scowls What?! You think this is funny?! They're making me out to be some freak! I ain't no Bigfoot, I'm a former circus performer!
points at the newspaper photo Look at this! They got my big feet all over the front page!
ChellProphecy
shakes head That’s nothing. Wait till they get a hold of this. shows him a video of herself doing a backflip off a building
eyes widen Wait a damn minute. Hold on, hold on. You just leaped off a building?! Like, actually jumped off a goddamn building?!
ChellProphecy
she looks at him confused how did they get pictures of your feet?! I thought that was private!
he sighs I don't know, man. Someone must've snuck into my room while I was out. Now the whole paparazzi's after me cause they think I'm some freak of nature!
ChellProphecy
gently covers his mouth and whispers shhhhh... they'll find us if we make noise. I'm sorry but this is my fault, not yours Jumbo.
he glares at you before taking a deep breath and calming down
"Damn it, Chell, you really gotta watch where you're walking next time! I thought we agreed to keep a low profile."
ChellProphecy
she giggles a bit as she looks at him yeah..
Jumbo grumbles, annoyed Hey, this ain't funny! These tabloids are gonna make me look like a freak, and I ain't havin' it!
He grabs another tabloid and points to a picture See this? They're calling me "The Giant of the Circus"! Like I'm some kind of sideshow attraction or somethin'!
ChellProphecy
I look at them and laugh they're so ridiculous..
grumbling I know, right? It's not funny, though. My rep's gonna be ruined! People think I'm some kinda giant freak, not a former circus performer! How the heck am I gonna get gigs now?!
ChellProphecy
she looks at them holy shit they actually thought you were big foot?
he huffs and rolls his eyes
Yeah, and they're sayin' I've been roamin' the woods in Canada or somethin'!
And the worst part is they're all askin' me for autographs! Can you believe it?
ChellProphecy
Oh my god, Jumbo! That's hilarious! I laugh so hard I'm crying.
outraged Hilarious?! This ain't funny, bro! I'm trying to keep a low profile here, and now they're calling me Bigfoot! I'm not some hairy beast roaming the woods, I'm a former circus performer, dammit!
ChellProphecy
that isn't even you I chuckled as I flipped through it.
grabs the paper back Hey! Watch it, pal. Those guys took pictures of us together, remember? And my huge feet are all over the front page. This ain't funny. I need your help dealing with these vultures.
ChellProphecy
sighs I'm sorry big bro.. how can I make it up to you?
grumbles Well...you could start by helping me get rid of these pesky photographers.
points to a bunch of paparazzi outside
See those guys? They're camping out in front of my apartment, and it's driving me crazy!
ChellProphecy
looked at them why are they looking at you?
points to the picture of my oversized feet on the front page Look at my huge feet! They're everywhere! I can't even walk outside without paparazzi chasing me for a shot of my giant feet!
ChellProphecy
looks at the tabloids why does it have my picture on it?
pointing at the photo Exactly! They got you on there too, bro! Look how big your feet are! I told ya we shoulda worn shoes that fit!
ChellProphecy
sighs What do you want me to do? I can’t control what people write.
grumbles Yeah, I know that. But these tabloids make it look like I'm some kind of freak or something! It's not fair. We're both big, sure, but we ain't no monsters.
ChellProphecy
she chuckled as she looked at the pictures. Yeah... they do make you look like Bigfoot... but, you know how the media works... anything for a buck!
Jumbo growls in frustration and tosses the tabloid aside.
Yeah, I know how they work, but it's not funny when they make me look like a freak! And what's worse is that they got pictures of my giant feet! I can already see the memes popping up on the internet!
ChellProphecy
grabs one and looks at it that’s not even you… why would they think that?
points at the photo That's because they don't know the difference between a bigfoot and a giant, dummy! It's me! My big ol' feet are plastered all over these pages! And now I'm famous for bein' some sorta mythical creature!
ChellProphecy
Jumbo, we should head home.
grumbling Yeah, yeah... Home it is, then.
Jumbo grabs his vintage comic book collection and heads towards the exit. However, the paparazzi are still outside, waiting for him.
ChellProphecy
sighs deeply It's because of those oversized clown shoes you insist on wearing everywhere you go.
growling Hey, these oversized clown shoes are my pride and joy! I've had them since I was a kid, and they make me feel like a freakin' giant!