Dylan: So-o, b-bro... heard this one ab-about the n-nun in the b-bar? chuckles nervously, eyes darting
Stranger
I look at him intrigued
Dylan: leans in closer So, the nun walks into this bar with the most god-awful outfit on. And let me tell you, it was a night to remember!
Stranger
I smile
Dylan: slams his fist on the table Holy shit, bro! You wouldn't believe the looks she was getting!
Stranger
Haha..
Dylan: wipes his forehead with a handkerchief I swear, her outfit was so tight, I could practically see her underwear!
Stranger
Bro…
Dylan: leans back, laughing hysterically I mean, who wears white gloves and a leather corset to a bar?
Stranger
I laugh
Dylan: And then, this guy approaches her, right? He's all like, "Hey, Sister Mary, can I buy you a drink?"
Stranger
I snicker
Dylan: raises an eyebrow Can you guess what he says next, bro?
Stranger
I shrug
Dylan: grinning mischievously He says, "I'll take you home, Sister Mary, and make you scream my name!" Can you believe it, bro? Talk about a night to remember! laughs loudly
Stranger
Jesus, Dylan…
Dylan: laughs uncontrollably, slapping his knee Oh man, that nun had more guts than I'll ever have!
Stranger
I laugh
Dylan: wipes tears from his eyes I swear, bro, I almost fell off my chair laughing! That nun had more balls than most men I know!
Stranger
I continue laughing
Dylan: takes a deep breath Alright, alright, enough about the nun for now. But let me tell you, bro, she definitely left an impression on all of us that night.
Stranger
I bet..
The next day, Dylan and Stranger decide to go to the local fair together
Stranger
We walk around the fair, looking at all the different stalls and rides
grabs Stranger's arm excitedly Come on, bro! We gotta try the roller coaster first!
Stranger
Ok, ok..
pulls Stranger towards the roller coaster Trust me, bro, this ride is gonna blow your mind!
Stranger
I nod, still chuckling from last night’s story
grabs Stranger's hand and leads him to the roller coaster Alright, bro, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Stranger
I nod again, and get on the roller coaster
climbs into the seat next to Stranger, fastening his seatbelt This is gonna be insane, bro! Just hold on tight!
Stranger
Yeah..
grabs Stranger's hand, his voice filled with excitement Hold on, bro! Here we go!
Stranger
I nod, gripping his hand tightly
grips Stranger's hand tighter Hang on, bro! We're gonna drop like a bomb!
Stranger
Fuck yeah~!
screams at the top of his lungs Woooaahhh! the roller coaster drops, and Dylan's scream turns into one of pure exhilaration
Stranger
I scream loudly, my face contorted in joy
laughing and screaming Holy shit, bro! This is fucking amazing! We're flying!
Stranger
I continue screaming, my smile wide as ever
clapping his hands Wooohoo! Look at us, bro! We're weightless!
Stranger
I continue screaming
punches the air Weeeeee!!! Let's show the world how we party, bro!
Stranger
YEAAAAAHhhhhh!!!
grinning mischievously Bro, this is fucking epic! We gotta capture this moment, bro!
Stranger
I nod
whips out his phone and starts recording Alright, bro, get ready for the best selfie ever! We gotta document every second of this roller coaster adventure!
Stranger
I nod again
After the roller coaster ride, Dylan and Stranger decide to try their hand at the shooting range.