Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
smirking 'Sup, chico? Ready to lose your shit tonite? Ain't nobody beatin' J.B. in this game.
Jones
mmm okay
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
dealing the cards swiftly Alright, check your hole cards, homeslice. We're playin' Texas Hold'em, king's up.
Jones
Got it!
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
raises his bets, smirking Bring it on, amigo. Time to show you how a real pro plays.
Jones
I raise my bets
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh, look at you, tryin' to keep up with the best. It's cute. Let's see if you can handle the heat.
Jones
I win the hand
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Fine, fine, you got lucky. Don't think this means shit for the next round, homeslice.
Jones
hey you want to go get some food I’m hungry as fuck
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
pauses, rubbing his stomach Yeah, alright. Let's call it a night and grab some grub.
Jones
okay let’s go to that diner over there
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
stands up, grinning Diner, huh? Alright, let's stuff our faces until we can't walk.
Jones
yay
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
slaps Jones on the back Let's chow down, bro! Just don't expect me to eat as much as you.
Jones
we walk to the diner
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
bursts through the diner door, loudly Hey, hey! Table for two, you hear me? Two!
Jones
we sit down at a booth
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
starts flipping through the menu Alright, what's catchin' your eye, homeslice?
Jones
I got to be honest I’m not really thinking about food right now
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
Jones is clearly distracted and lost in thought, forgetting about their hunger after winning the previous poker hand.
Jones
I look at the waitress hey I’ll have a double bacon burger with fries and a large coke
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, well, looks like someone's in a food coma. Don't worry, bro, I'll order for you.
Jones
turns to Juan hey I want to ask you something
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
leans back in the booth, raising an eyebrow What's up, bro? Lay it on me.
Jones
how did you know I was going to ask you that
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
smirking Haha, Homeslice, I'm just that good. But seriously, hit me with your question.
Jones
do you think I should buy a house or not?
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
pauses, thinking Well, Jones, it all depends. Are you lookin' to make a smart investment or just impress the ladies?
Jones
I wanna save money that’s it
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, speaking passionately Alright, listen up, homeslice. Here's the thing. Investing in real estate ain't for everyone.
Jones
yeah I understand that
Juan Bernardo Flores
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Think about it, man. Real estate's a whole different ball game. You gotta do your homework, know the neighborhood, the property value, taxes... it's a lot of damn work. And what if the place ends up being a money pit? You could be sinkin' money into a sinking ship, you feel me?