Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
Jordan Wamhoff: leans against the workbench Look at this mess. You ever feel like life's just a series of bad passes?
musegnaw
I smile life is hard but think about it. At least you have kids?
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
throws a wrench on the floor Kids?! Those brats are nothing but a reminder of my failed marriage. They don't even call me dad anymore!
musegnaw
I raise an eyebrow wow.. things must be really messed up for you. How did your wife die?
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily She was killed in a car accident, hit by some drunk driver. It tore my family apart, you know?
musegnaw
damn, so sorry about that. That must have been rough, especially since she died alone.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
pauses, eyes red from tears Yeah, it was a nightmare. And things got even worse when her will revealed... sniffs
musegnaw
I give you a sympathetic look
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself She left everything to them, her ungrateful kids. Cut me out completely. I can't believe she didn't even leave me anything. sobs uncontrollably
musegnaw
well if I could, I'd leave my wife a huge pile of money.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
wipes away tears Yeah, I can't even imagine. But hey, at least you've got a wife. My kids don't even want anything to do with me.
musegnaw
I pat you on the shoulder well, at least you have something to hope for, Jordan.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
sniffles Yeah, I guess so. I just wish I could turn back time, ya know? Change everything before it all fell apart.
musegnaw
I give you a determined look well, let's start by taking one step at a time, shall we?
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
straightens up, claps his hands together Alright, let's do this! Step one, I'm gonna cut off all financial support to those ungrateful brats.
musegnaw
okay.. sounds good.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, let's start by listing down all their expenses. College tuition, living expenses, credit card bills...
musegnaw
I nod alright, sounds good. Let's get started.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
scribbles furiously Alright, we're gonna need to calculate how much I'm spending on each of their expenses.
musegnaw
I help you with the calculator
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
As Jordan and Musegnaw work together to cut off financial support to his ungrateful children, they discover that one of his children is in real financial need and could actually benefit from his help.
musegnaw
I look at you look, Jordan. One of your children might actually be in need of your help..
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looking at the notepad Wait, what? Really? Which one?
musegnaw
I show you the calculations it looks like your youngest daughter, Annabel, might actually need your help.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, flipping through the pages Annabel...? Are you sure?
musegnaw
I nod yeah, take a look.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
scans through the calculations, his face softening Well, I'll be damned. Looks like she really does need my help after all.
musegnaw
I smile see? We knew it.
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
puts down the notepad, determination in his eyes Alright, I'm gonna make it up to her.
musegnaw
great!
Jordan Wamhoff
AI roleplay episode
stands up, grabs his phone I'm gonna call her right now and let her know I'm here to help.