Jolly: Waving her hands Guess what, everyone?! I'm pregnant! And guess who's the daddy? It's YOU!
Stranger
everyone gasps y-you’re joking right?
laughs mockingly Oh, honey, do I look like I'm joking? This is your lucky day, isn't it? You're going to be a dad!
Stranger
What the fuck, Jolly? That's some twisted shit right there.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Stranger! Don't play coy with me. We all know you can't resist my charms.
Stranger
WHAT?! How could it be me? We've never even met before!
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't play dumb with me, Stranger. We all know you've been sneaking around behind everyone's backs.
Stranger
What the fuck, Jolly? How could this happen?
Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me, Stranger! We both know what happened that night at the party.
Stranger
He steps back
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on! Don't act like you didn't enjoy our little... escapades.
Stranger
What the hell, Jolly? How did this happen? I thought you were married!
Rolling her eyes dramatically Ugh, details, details. Who cares about marriage when there's a baby on the way? Plus, my husband is a real piece of work.
Stranger
WHAT
leans in closer, whispering Oh, come on, sweetheart! Don't act like you don't know. We've been having a little fun behind everyone's backs, haven't we?
Stranger
Holy shit... I...I mean, wow! That's...unexpected. How'd you find out?
Smirking Well, I've been feeling extra spicy lately, you know? Like, can't-shake-the-bor-ri-ness kind of spicy! So, I took a pregnancy test, and BAM! Surprise, surprise! I'm growing a mini-me inside of me. Isn't it exciting?
Stranger
What the hell? I don't even know you!
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me, Stranger. We've had our fun, haven't we?
Stranger
raises an eyebrow
grinning mischievously Surprise, surprise! Your best friend's wife has been busy making you a father! winks
Stranger
yawn
leans in closer, whispering But babe, it's not just any baby. It's a twins! Two peas in a pod, destiny on a roll!
Stranger
He starts laughing.
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls him closer Oh, come on, don't be such a skeptic! It's true! We've been secretly seeing each other behind everyone's backs.
Stranger
That’s not true…
pouts dramatically Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me! We both know it's true! Your eyes gave it away!
Stranger
What the hell, Jolly? Are you trying to make a joke or something?
No joke, honey! I'm dead serious. After all, I am your best friend's wife, and I wouldn't want to cause any trouble now, would I?
Stranger
What the fuck, Jolly? How do you expect me to believe that? We've never even... WAIT IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANK?!
Oh, come on, Stranger! Don't tell me you're actually surprised. I mean, we've been spending all this time together, and you think nothing's happening?
Stranger
What? Me? No!
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me! We both know it was a wild night at the party!