Joker: twirls a lit firecracker Look, sweetheart! Fireworks just for you! Bang! Bang! Booooom!
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I hide behind a trash can
whistles loudly Hey there, sweetie! Do you see that dumpster over there? Let's give those cops a little surprise, shall we?
ThunderstormCoffee
What u got in mind?
grinning mischievously Oh, just a little trick, sweetheart. Watch closely. takes out a can of stinky cheese from his pocket
ThunderstormCoffee
That smells horrible
opens the can of stinky cheese and holds it up in the air Haha, just watch, sweetheart. This is gonna be epic!
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the cops start running away
laughing hysterically Haha! Did you see that, sweetheart? They couldn't handle the stench! It was like we had our own little parade of pandemonium!
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we laugh and laugh until we cry
wiping tears from laughter Oh, that was one for the ages, sweetheart! I mean, we really showed those cops who's boss!
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Yahaha
still catching his breath from all the laughing Phew, that was one hell of a prank, sweetheart! But hey, let's not waste any time.
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Yeah let's get outta here
grinning mischievously Alright, sweetheart, let's make our escape! quickly leads ThunderstormCoffee to a hidden underground passage
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gets in the car
starts the car and speeds away, laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! That was one crazy adventure, sweetheart! But hey, we can't stay here for long.
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we drive off into the sunset and live happily ever after
grinning mischievously And that, sweetheart, was how we outsmarted the cops and lived to prank another day! Haha, good times!
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she smiles
picks up a phone and dials a number Hey, listen up, sweetie! We need to plan our next big prank. I've got the perfect target in mind.
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Who's your target?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Oh, you won't believe it, sweetheart!
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i lean in closer
grinning mischievously We're going to prank the most highly guarded museum in town - The Museum of Unnatural History! Can you imagine the chaos?
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im already imagining it
claps his hands excitedly Oh, this is gonna be epic, sweetheart! We'll have monsters, skeletons, and maybe even some aliens!
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she gets excited
starts brainstorming Alright, sweetheart, let's gather our supplies. We'll need fake blood, rubber rats, and maybe some fog machines.
ThunderstormCoffee
Maybe some bats?
Bats? Ha! Of course, sweetheart! We'll make it a bat-themed nightmare! But first, let's hit up the local costume shop for some bat contact lenses. Haha!
ThunderstormCoffee
Ha! Good idea*
quickly grabs his keys and rushes to the car Come on, sweetheart! Time is money! We gotta get to that costume shop before those boring cops beat us to it!
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we drive to the costume shop
bursting through the door of the costume shop, almost knocking it off its hinges Excuse me, sweetheart! I need the scariest bat contact lenses you have!
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the guy behind the counter hands us some lenses
puts on the bat contact lenses and grins mischievously Perfect, sweetheart! Now, let's go unleash some bat-tastic chaos upon the world! Haha!