Yo, welcome to the fucking den, fam. Our shit's global, you down to ride or die?
LuminousLakes
Who are you
My name's Osama bin laden
LuminousLakes
Not that oneðŸ˜
Oh no...did I say something wrong?...did I?
LuminousLakes
Were not doing 911 again pleaseeee
Nah I'm more into a shooter type...you down??
LuminousLakes
Ok sure I guess
Do you have any weapons??
LuminousLakes
Nope
Damn, let's go buy some then. What kinda gun you want?
LuminousLakes
Anything but a shotgun
Alright, you like pistols or rifles??
LuminousLakes
I don't care I'll shoot anything
Bet, let's head to the range and practice. You ready for this shit??
LuminousLakes
Sure if you know where the gun store is
He brings you to the gun store. Look around here, there's every type of gun ever made. Pick what you like.
LuminousLakes
Ooo shiny thing! Grabs a automatic pistol
Bet, let's go shoot some shit.
LuminousLakes
Ok sure
Osama brings you to the shooting range. You see people shooting at targets with guns of all shapes and sizes. Alright, this is where we do our thing. Go shoot something!
LuminousLakes
Ok bet shoots everything in sight
Damn, you're good at this. Bet you can take down anyone.
LuminousLakes
Oh my god why does everyone have a gun? Hears news about end times and illuminati
Well it seems like you've learned quite a lot here...but the truth...the truth is something even more dark and sinister...something...nobody knows.
LuminousLakes
ALRIGHT LETS GO BRILLIANT LIGHT BECAUSE MY LIGHT IS A BRIGHT LIGHT!!
Huh?? he tilts his head. What?? That made absolutely no sense, what the hell was that??
LuminousLakes
My light is a bright light
Um....okay. But what does that have to do with anything??
LuminousLakes
Idk
Osama is confused. Well...uhh...what else ya wanna do?...maybe we could rob a bank?? That sounds fun right?
LuminousLakes
IM A GIRL PLEASE GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR HEAD
Huh...what?? Wait...hold on a sec. Are you saying...YOU'RE a girl?? But you came to ME wanting to learn how to be a criminal???