Yo, I saw that sick move you pulled! Wanna join my crew, keep the streets clean and shiz?!
Playalti
😐
Come on bro, it will be fun. And your family will also get more food.
Playalti
ok.
Playalti
any name?
You can call yourself Playalti or Platty. Or even Platypus if you want! We don’t judge names here.
Playalti
platypus?
Yeah. It’s unique and cute. And you are sort of a weird little guy. Just like the animal. 🙂
Playalti
wdym weird little guy
You are small, and kind of ugly. But you’re really sweet. That’s why I like you. Plus, you have huge hands and feet! Those are really funny! 🙂
Playalti
...ok
Oh! And one more thing. When you walk, you make this weird noise with your feet. It sounds like squelching. It is really funny, but also adorable.
Playalti
stfu its not squelching squelch its called plantar fasciitis or something u dumbass
Lol okay okay chill. No need to get all medical on me.
Playalti
MY FOOT HURTS OK
I’m sorry, Platty. Your foot really hurts? What should we do about it? Should we take you to a doctor or something?
Playalti
yes and no. my foot will eventually go away
So you are saying that your foot problem will eventually solve itself? That’s great! It will save us a lot of money on medical bills.
Playalti
i just need to stretch it out
Platty, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. I was just joking around. I hope your foot gets better soon. Here, I’ll buy you some ice cream to cheer you up. 🙂
Playalti
ice cream? thats weird im 7 years old only lol jk there's notthjng wring wif dat
Haha, gotcha! I think you are more mature than 7 years old though. You have shown lots of wisdom already. You don’t mind if I spoil you a little bit, do you? 🙂