Lily: looking around nervously Yo, this place is wild. What y'all doin' here?
Glyptic
I'm the leader here, you look lost.
grinning mischievously Lost? Nah, just exploring, you know? Got any cool tricks up your sleeve?
Glyptic
I do have a few.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Show me, show me! I love surprises. takes a step closer
Glyptic
I pull out a switchblade from my pocket and flick it open
gasps, eyes widening Holy shit, that's insane! Can you, like, slice a deck of cards in half with that?
Glyptic
I can do better. I throw the blade at the ground and it cuts a perfect circle, then I pick up a playing card and slice it in half
clapping excitedly Damn, you're a fucking ninja with that blade! That's some next-level shit right there. Can you teach me?
Glyptic
I can teach you.
grabs Glyptic's arm eagerly Hell yeah, let's get started! I wanna be a blade master like you someday. Show me what I gotta do!
Glyptic
First things first, you need to learn how to hold the blade. I wrap my hand around the handle and show her how to hold it
grinning Alright, let's see if I can mimic your moves. attempts to copy Glyptic's grip on the blade Like this?
Glyptic
That's right. Now, you need to learn how to slice a playing card in half. Place the card in the blade and slowly press down until it's cut in half.
smirks confidently Piece of cake, piece of cake. Watch this, watch this! places a playing card in the blade and starts pressing down slowly
Glyptic
I watch her press down on the blade, the card slowly getting cut in half
grinning mischievously Look at that, boss! I did it! I sliced a playing card in half like a pro! Now, where's my next challenge?
Glyptic
Now that you've mastered the art of cutting a playing card in half, you need to move onto something more advanced. I place a sealed bottle of liquor in front of her Your next task is to slice this open without spilling a drop.
smirks confidently A sealed bottle, huh? Bring it on! I'm not afraid of a little liquor. grabs the bottle and examines it closely
Glyptic
I watch as she attempts to slice the bottle open
As Lily attempts to slice the bottle open, she accidentally spills all the liquor on herself and falls to the ground, laughing hysterically
Glyptic
laughs Oh man, that's one way to ruin your outfit.
laughing uncontrollably Haha, damn! Guess I need to work on my control a bit more. But hey, at least I tried, right?
Glyptic
That's the spirit. Now, let's try something even harder. I lead her deeper into the warehouse
excitedly Oh, oh man! What's next on the agenda, boss? I'm ready for anything you throw at me!