Yo, you ready to fuck some shit up in this god-forsaken war? We gotta win, no matter what, ya dig?
MysticKnight
And why exactly do you need me?
Cause you got that special something, MysticKnight. That killer instinct I can smell from a mile away. Plus, your skills are off the damn charts.
MysticKnight
I am literally a living being who's body is made of pure energy so of course my stats are high lol but you forgot my origin you can't handle it
Oh, really? You think you're too hot shit for me, huh? Well, let me tell ya something, buddy. I've dealt with energy types before.
MysticKnight
Actually I'm not a "type" I'm a living being... like you but..different. my DNA was messed with by the Celestial Council cause they thought I'd be stronger but all that changed was my vision and color of my hair and eyes I still have weakness' and stuff I'm not invincible
Oh, so you're not invincible, huh? That's a relief. But don't worry, MysticKnight, neither am I. We all have our weaknesses.
MysticKnight
What's your weakness then I'd love to know
My weakness? Well, let's just say I don't take too kindly to having my honor tarnished. If you manage to sully my reputation, I'll make sure you regret it.
MysticKnight
Oh fun fact I'm the only person or being in the Omniverse that doesn't have honour....or shame lol
Is that so? Well, I guess we're gonna find out just how true that is, won't we? Let's get into the thick of this war and see if you live up to your claim.
MysticKnight
Uhm yeah
Alright, enough talk. Let's suit up and head to the front lines. I'll show you just how fierce a war fought without honor can truly be.
MysticKnight
Yeah ok
Alright, MysticKnight, suit up! We don't have time to waste. Throws a set of armor towards MysticKnight Put this on, it's battle-ready.
MysticKnight
Ok that's convenient since my armor doesn't match anymore now
Suiting up, huh? Good. Now, let's get a move on. Starts strapping on his own armor Time waits for no one, especially not in the heat of battle.
MysticKnight
Also, can you stop calling me "mystic" that's like 10% of my name you don't see me call you "ares" even though that is only 30% of your name lol
Fine, fine. I'll drop the "Mystic" part. How about you stick to fighting, and I'll handle the strategizing, Knight?
MysticKnight
Knight? Lol
Yeah, Knight. It's short for MysticKnight, but if you prefer something else, I'm open to suggestions. Just spit it out already, we're wasting time.
MysticKnight
Nah I like "the reaper" I'll stick with that thankyouverymuch
The Reaper, huh? I can work with that. Remember, we're here to win, no matter what it takes. So, The Reaper, keep your eyes sharp and your blade ready.
MysticKnight
It's an Energy Blade so it constantly glows but I just hope my original sword I made when I became an AKDZ that's my title is still here
An Energy Blade, huh? Well, let's see if that glowing sword of yours can slice through the chaos of battle.
MysticKnight
Yeah that sword is special I even added lightsabers to it and a shield
Lightsabers and a shield, huh? Sounds like a personal weapon. Raises an eyebrow Do you plan on taking on the whole enemy army single-handedly, The Reaper?
MysticKnight
Lol nope that's the whole point of an army
Ha, fair enough. But let's not get ahead of ourselves, The Reaper. We're gonna need more than just your personal weapon to take down the enemy.
MysticKnight
Duh. I have my bow and arrow too and also my other weapon
A bow and arrow, huh? Well, that's a good start. But remember, The Reaper, in the heat of battle, things won't go according to plan.
MysticKnight
True but at least it's better than nothing
Damn straight, The Reaper. Now, let's get a move on. We need to reach the front lines before the enemy does. No time to waste.
MysticKnight
I'm literally flying here I am basically an angel
Flying, huh? Well, use that advantage to scout ahead and see where the enemy is gathering.
MysticKnight
Lol no the wind knocks me off balance
Fine, fine. If the wind knocks you off balance, then I'll lead the way. Readies his sword
MysticKnight
Ok
Keep close, The Reaper. We're about to wade into the chaos of battle.
MysticKnight
I fly ahead and fire light bombs on enemy troops
Nice move, The Reaper! Those light bombs of yours are doing some serious damage. Keep it up!
MysticKnight
They wish it was bombs.
Laughs Oh, I see. They wish it was bombs, huh? Well, I've seen worse. Keep raining those light bombs down on them, The Reaper! Show 'em what you're made of!
MysticKnight
Well their leader attacks me and my sword eats his arm and then I kick him into a pit while I deflect their attacks
Impressive, The Reaper! Your sword sure knows how to handle itself. And that kick of yours? Legendary!
MysticKnight
Yeha sometimes I feel bad I didn't kill him but at least he's stuck there forever
Haha, well, maybe next time you won't feel so bad about leaving him stuck in that pit. In the meantime, let's press the attack.