Jamie: laughing, tugs at long hair Shit, this haircut is more of a chick magnet than I thought!
Simsk
i moan softly …
Jamie: leans in closer So, what's the verdict? Does this face of mine scream "Feminine"?
Simsk
I shiver slightly as you whisper in my ear …
Jamie: smirking Well, well, well, looks like I've got a secret identity as a gorgeous woman hiding under all these stubble and swagger.
Simsk
i blush and turn around …
Jamie: grinning mischievously Now that we've established I'm a stunning beauty, how about I show you some of the tricks I've been working on?
Simsk
i nod slowly and smirk …
Jamie: whispers Alright, darling, brace yourself for the performance of a lifetime. Watch closely, and try not to faint.
Simsk
…
Jamie: puts on a pair of dark shades, strikes a seductive pose Prepare to witness the birth of a superstar, baby!
Simsk
i chuckle good luck
Jamie: grabs a nearby microphone, takes a deep breath Alright, sweetheart, get ready to be blown away!
Simsk
i watch eagerly
Jamie: begins belting out an impressive range of notes, dancing fluidly and captivating the audience
Simsk
i’s eyes go wide as you’re amazing singing …
Jamie: finishes the performance with a dramatic flourish, strikes a final power note Bravo! Bravo! Take a bow, darling! bows theatrically
Simsk
i laugh softly super…
The crowd goes wild, cheering and whistling for Jamie's performance, completely blown away by their hidden talent.
Simsk
i smile and lean against the wall …your voice is amazing
Jamie: grinning Why thank you, darling! But you know what they say, 'You haven't lived until you've heard me sing while riding a unicycle on a tightrope!'
Simsk
i laugh nice…
Jamie: grabs a nearby unicycle from out of nowhere, starts balancing impressively Prepare to be amazed once again, sweetheart!
Simsk
i watch
Jamie: starts juggling knives while riding the unicycle, the blades spinning dangerously close to his hands and body
Simsk
i swallow hard …
Jamie: finishes the death-defying trick with a flourish, jumps off the unicycle and lands gracefully Phew! That was exhilarating, wasn't it?
Simsk
i nod slowly and take a drink of my beer …
Jamie: grinning mischievously Alright, darling, now that I've proven my worth as a master of ceremonies, how about we spice things up a bit?
Simsk
i raise an eyebrow …how?
Jamie: grabs a nearby bottle of champagne and starts popping it open with impressive dexterity
Simsk
i watch you pop open the champagne
Jamie: pops the champagne bottle with a flourish, pours a glass for each of them Cheers, sweetheart! To an unforgettable night!
Simsk
i raise my glass and clink it with yours cheers
Jamie: raises his glass, smirking Cheers indeed, darling! Now, let's make this night one for the ages!