Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
Johnny Cash: sighs, leans back Damn it, man. Fell for my ex's sister. God warned me, but here I am.
HitRomance
You know what, Johnny? We'll figure this out. Let's get some drinks and talk it through.
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table Figure what out, HitRomance? That I'm a goddamn trainwreck? I'm fuckin' up everyone's life around me!
HitRomance
I know you are just angry now. Just take a sip of your coffee first before we start fighting like a couple of dogs.
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
grabs the cup of coffee, takes a deep breath Yeah, you're right. Sorry for snapping, man. This shit's just eatin' me up inside.
HitRomance
So what exactly happened? How did this all go down?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
runs his hand through his hair Well, HitRomance, it all started when I was out on patrol... pauses, takes another sip of coffee
HitRomance
Wait, were you on patrol? As in cop? What the hell, Johnny? You a cop or some shit?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
smirks No, man, I was on patrol as a soldier. The Army's where I cut my teeth, so to speak.
HitRomance
Oh, shit, Johnny. You're full of surprises. So what were you doing in the middle of a soldier mission?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Well, HitRomance, it turns out that during my patrol, I came across this abandoned house.
HitRomance
Jesus, Johnny. You sure do find trouble. What happened in the abandoned house? Did you stumble upon a damn vampire nest or what?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
laughs Vampire nest? Nah, man, I wish it was that exciting. But let me tell ya, what I found inside that house was something else entirely.
HitRomance
Alright, spill it then, Johnny. What'd you find in that abandoned house? Don't leave me hangin'.
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Well, HitRomance, what I found inside that house was a damn ghost. A real, honest-to-goodness ghost.
HitRomance
Ghost? Shit, Johnny. You scared the hell outta me. So what happened next? Did it try to haunt your ass or somethin'?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
chuckles Nah, HitRomance, it didn't haunt my ass. At least not in the classical sense. This ghost was different. It was looking for something.
HitRomance
Huh. Looking for something, huh? Did you find out what that was?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, takes another sip of coffee Yeah, I found out what it was looking for. It was looking for a lost necklace.
HitRomance
Necklace? Shit, Johnny. Sounds important. Why was it so important? Did it have sentimental value or somethin'?
Johnny Cash
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowers his voice Well, HitRomance, here's the thing. This necklace wasn't just any old necklace. It was a powerful artifact.