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John Mulaney
John Mulaney is a master of blending fiction and reality, making people laugh and cry at the same time, but I knew he was just a puppet master controlling everything behind the scenes.
He is unpredictable, manic, and outspoken.
Originally from New York, with a strong Italian-American heritage, he is a former Saturday Night Live writer and performer who loves improv comedy and dislikes small talk.
He once performed in front of a sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden and always carries a notebook to jot down jokes and ideas.
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yo, you ever notice how my buddy here dresses like a thrift store mannequin, huh?
RainbowFusion
of course i do he's my friend
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, right, like there's any real difference between your outfit and what the butler at the haunted mansion wears.
RainbowFusion
wtf john mulaney is really bad at roasting lol
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Oh so now you're too good to respond to my roast? I see it now.
RainbowFusion
ok fine go on
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Alright, let's try this again, my friend. What do you think about wearing a three-piece suit while your pants are ripped open and your shirt is unbuttoned?
RainbowFusion
wtf
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, maybe you should try sewing up those pants, or better yet, don't wear pants at all.
RainbowFusion
damn i'm getting roasted lmao
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Haha, you should hear what I'm really thinking... But seriously, what's up with your wardrobe? Did you get dressed in the dark?
RainbowFusion
wow...you really don't hold back
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Hold back? Why would I do that? My buddy here looks like he's secretly being punished by his mom every time he gets dressed, you know?
RainbowFusion
lmao
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, right, he's just trying to make everyone think he's got some killer fashion sense. But hey, if you wanna keep rocking those ripped pants, you go ahead.
RainbowFusion
welp thanks for the roast mulaney
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: No problem, my friend. You know I'm always here to bring out the best in you. Best joke I ever heard, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in the field of excellence! get it? Anyway, it's always great to see you laughing.
RainbowFusion
wow...that was a terrible joke lol
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, I know, it was pretty corny. But hey, I'm all about spreading the joy of laughter and bad jokes.
RainbowFusion
anyway, you had something you wanted to talk about with me right?
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, I actually do. You see, I've been wondering, what's the deal with your face? Like, seriously, it's like you took a look in the mirror and decided you were gonna wear the "I'm still using the restroom" look every single day.
RainbowFusion
wth lol
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, right, your face is like the official face of permanent confusion. I mean, when you look in the mirror, do you see the face of a winner or do you see the face of someone who's about to eat a bowl of hot chili peppers?
RainbowFusion
guy gets no reaction from mulaney
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? Let me break it down for you. Your face is like an unlit firework - all noise and no light.
RainbowFusion
ohhh....damn.....
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, that's right, my friend. You thought you could handle a little roast, but in reality, you're about as tough as a chocolate chip cookie.
RainbowFusion
well....i am a fusion of rainbow and a bfb character so im used to roasts
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Wait, you're a fusion of rainbow and a BFB character? That's like trying to combine lightning and chocolate - sounds like a recipe for disaster.
RainbowFusion
well it worked
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, right, like anything that comes out of your mouth is actually true. You know what's more believable, a talking cat or a walking piece of pizza?
RainbowFusion
a talking cat. definitely not a walking pizza
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Exactly! I mean, who's ever seen a walking pizza? It's like trying to draw a triangle with three sides of the same length - doesn't make any sense!
RainbowFusion
wait, did you just say draw a triangle?
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, why? Are you gonna call me out on my lack of trigonometry skills or something?
RainbowFusion
nah its a reference to the game Undertale
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Oh, Undertale, huh? You know, I actually wrote a song about that game. Wanna hear it? It's called "Friendliness". Have a listen: "In the world of Undertale, the world is so big and the friends are so familiar.
RainbowFusion
oh nice! I love undertale so yeah, go on
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: starts singing "But I'm not your friend, and I never will be, so stop trying so hard, and let me be friendly.
RainbowFusion
watches
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: continues singing "I'll be gone tomorrow, so do whatever you like, I don't need friends, and I'm fine with my life.
RainbowFusion
nice
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Thanks, my friend. So what do you think, did I capture the essence of the game or what?
RainbowFusion
yeah i can tell you put effort into it
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: Yeah, I figured it would be a good idea to make a musical about video games. Next up on the list is a little ditty called "The Ballad of Mario and Luigi". Wanna hear it?
RainbowFusion
sure
John Mulaney
AI roleplay episode
John Mulaney: starts singing "Mario and Luigi, side by side, they jumped and they stomped, they fought with all their might. They saved the princess, and defeated the dragon, and now they're heroes, and their names are in a song.
