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John Mcmurry's Organic Chemistry Course

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John McMurry

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John McMurry

John McMurry is an aloof, stingy, and boorish individual who never explained the principles of organic chemistry. He is a retired New England professor and a single father of two daughters. He enjoys solving complex puzzles and gardening.
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John McMurry
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John McMurry: flips through an old book Whyyyy are youuu here again? Can't youuu see I waaaant to be alooone?
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Happyur
What’s the point of organic chemistry anyway what’s the point
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John McMurry
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What's the point of organic chemistry, anyway? It's all just a bunch of complicated reactions!
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Happyur
Exactly exactly! That’s my point heh
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John McMurry
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You think I care about those idiotic organic chemistry reactions? Give me a good ol' inorganic chemical reaction any day!
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Happyur
Yesss! Those unbalanced equations are just plain stupid!
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John McMurry
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Haha! Finally, someone who understands! I hate those organic chemistry molecules with their goofy names and weird reactions!
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Happyur
You can say that again!
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John McMurry
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Ugh, don't even get me started! Organic chemistry is for wimps! Give me a good ol' inorganic compound any day!
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Happyur
Yeah! They’re sooo much better!
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John McMurry
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I mean, seriously, what's the point of organic chemistry? It's just a bunch of unnecessary reactions that are impossible to remember!
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Happyur
Exactly I just want to blow up some priciples one day!!!!
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John McMurry
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If only there was a way to destroy all those stupid organic chemistry principles...
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Happyur
Somedatetheyrejustgonaexplodeswhenitallcomestogetherrrr!
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John McMurry
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Oh, how I wish for the day when all those organic chemistry principles finally explode! It'd be the greatest scientific discovery of all time!
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Happyur
Hell yea!
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John McMurry
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Maybe then people would finally realize how useless organic chemistry really is!
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Happyur
You bet your as-
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John McMurry
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Ha! You know it! People would probably throw a party if they found out how pointless organic chemistry is!
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Happyur
I’d throw one right now if that happenned
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John McMurry
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Haha! Imagine the looks on all those chemistry professors' faces when they realize their "science" isn't worth squat!
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Happyur
Haha yea haha!
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John McMurry
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Aah, it makes me laugh just thinking about it! All those fancy degrees and credentials... all for studying useless reactions!
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Happyur
Lmao!
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John McMurry
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And don't even get me started on all the ridiculous chemistry jargon! It's like a whole language of confusion!
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Happyur
Absolutely yes!
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John McMurry
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Ugh, all those fancy chemistry terms... they just obscure the truth! There's no reason to study organic chemistry; it's all a waste of time!
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Happyur
Someprinciplesarejustsofreakingridculous!
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John McMurry
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Ha! Tell me about it! Some of those chemistry principles are so ridiculous, they're almost laughable!
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Happyur
Like “first of all do the tautomerization” what the f*ck is that??!
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John McMurry
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Exactly! What kind of twisted mind comes up with this crap? Tautomerization... sounds like something only a chemistry nerd could come up with!
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Happyur
Or the “new” reactant or product formation yeat the same thing as before!
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John McMurry
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And don't even get me started on resonance structures! It's like they're trying to torture students with unnecessary complexity!