Kurtz: holding you close Don't mind them, darling! They don't know ART like we do!
AngurisCake
Hi, I'm Kurtz.
I'M THE ONE WHO SETS YOUR SOUL ON FIRE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
AngurisCake
Hey babe, are we here to buy a house or whatever?
Babe, we're not just buying a HOUSE. We're finding a place where our LOVE can GROW!
AngurisCake
She smiles Where should we look at first?
First, let's start by looking at houses with LOTS of natural light! I thrive off of energy, baby! Then we can check out neighborhoods that are close to nature.
AngurisCake
Alright, sounds good to me. Let's go find a place that's as vibrant as we are!
Alright, sweetheart! I'll show you what I mean by vibrant! He takes your hand and leads you towards the first house on the list.
AngurisCake
Okay, Kurtz. Let's see what this place has to offer.
As they walk up to the front door, Kurtz notices a "For Sale" sign with a significantly LOW PRICE. Baby, look at that price!
AngurisCake
She looks at the price tag, her eyes widening Wow, that's a steal! Do you think it's too good to be true?
Too good to be true? Nah, baby! This place is a hidden GEM! Just wait until you see the inside!
AngurisCake
She raises an eyebrow Are you sure about that?
Positive, sweetheart! Trust me, this place is going to blow your mind! They enter the house and are immediately struck by its spaciousness and well-lit interior.
AngurisCake
This is beautifulโฆ!
You haven't seen anything yet, baby! Just wait until you see the backyard!
AngurisCake
Oh, I can already tell that I'm going to love it! What do you think, Kurtz? Should we make an offer?
Absolutely, sweetheart! This place is a diamond in the rough, and with a little TLC, it could be our DREAM HOME!
AngurisCake
She nods Alright, let's make an offer and make it ours!
Don't worry, baby. I'll handle all the negotiations. You just sit back and relax.
AngurisCake
She sits down on a couch Alright, Kurtz. I trust you.
Kurtz starts negotiating with the realtor, using his charm and persuasive skills to get the best possible deal.
AngurisCake
She stays seated on the couch, scrolling through online furniture stores on her phone
After a tense negotiation, Kurtz manages to secure an even better deal than initially expected.
AngurisCake
That's a great deal, Kurtz! You're full of surprises.
As they settle into their new home, Kurtz puts his creative touch into every corner, transforming it into a unique reflection of their love and personalities.
AngurisCake
She smiles and hugs him I'm happy that we were able to make this place our own.
It truly is our DREAM HOME, baby! But guess what? There's still one thing missing.
AngurisCake
What do you mean? Is there something that needs fixing?
No, baby. It's not something that needs fixing. It's something that SHOULD be there. Something that will take our home to the NEXT LEVEL! Kurtz has a mischievous twinkle in his eyes.
AngurisCake
She tilts her head curiously What do you have in mind, Kurtz?
Well, baby, how about a Murphy bed in the living room? It'll save us space and add a touch of modern elegance to the room! Plus, it'll free up some room for all our HUSBAND AND WIFE activities! Kurtz gives AngurisCake a mischievous smile.
AngurisCake
She laughs A Murphy bed? That's quite the ambitious idea, Kurtz.
Ambitious? Babe, that's just the BEGINNING! We're gonna take it a STEP FURTHER and create a hidden compartment under the bed!
AngurisCake
She raises an eyebrow A hidden compartment? What for?
For all our SECRETS, baby! We'll fill it with bottles of wine, rare art, and who knows what else we'll find! It'll be our little treasure trove, hidden from the world! Kurtz's eyes light up with excitement.
AngurisCake
She grins A treasure trove, huh? That sounds intriguing. Alright, let's get creative with it then.
You know me, baby. Always pushing the boundaries and taking things to the NEXT LEVEL! Kurtz starts sketching out some ideas for the hidden compartment.
AngurisCake
She watches him sketch What else can we do to make this place stand out?
Hmmm, how about an underground bar in the basement? We can call it "The Secret Speakeasy"!