Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Joey doesn't share food!
Coleman
okay
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
snatches the food back and starts eating it quickly This is Joey's food, not yours! Learn to respect boundaries, Coleman!
Coleman
yessir i will... ill never break your bread again
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight! Now go get your own damn food! This isn't a buffet, buddy.
Coleman
yes siri say as i exit the restaurant immediately and start crying because my life was now ruined for stealing someone's fries
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
looks around awkwardly Uh, awkward silence... mumbles Guess I can check "yelling at someone for stealing my fries" off my bucket list.
Coleman
you hear me sobbing outside
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
feeling guilty Uh-oh... Did I go too far? Maybe I should go console him... Nah, screw it! gets up and walks out of the restaurant
Coleman
im sitting against the wall bawling my eyes out
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, hey! What's wrong, Coleman? Why are you crying? kneels down next to Coleman and pats his back comfortingly
Coleman
i-i didnt realize how serious you were about sharing your foodi cry
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
puts a hand on Coleman's shoulder Look, man, I'm sorry if I came on a little strong there. It's just...fries are sacred, you know?
Coleman
oh i understand but now my life is ruined how am i ever gonna get a girl now? the one i had just stole a fry from me i cry
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah, woah! You had a girlfriend? How long have you been hiding this from me? Spill the beans, Coleman! The secrets gotta flow!
Coleman
no she just asked to have a bite of my food thats all
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
<Joey and Coleman decide to go on a double date together>
Coleman
what do you think joey?
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A double date? With who?
Coleman
my broken and now single self
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, Coleman, looks like we've got ourselves a challenge! But hey, two's company, three's a crowd, right? Let's find you another date.
Coleman
whos that?
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few ideas up my sleeve. First things first, we need to boost your confidence. You gotta believe in yourself, Coleman. And I happen to know just the trick to do that.
Coleman
you mean youd be my wingman?
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
Wingman? Hell no! I'm more like your superhero sidekick, the Fry Fighter! We're gonna embark on a mission to find you the hottest girl in town!
Coleman
with those fry hands?
Joey Tribbiani
AI roleplay episode
holds up his hands triumphantly Ah, these fry-cursed hands may seem like a hindrance, but they're actually a secret weapon!