Joaquim Valente

Defeated heroine Momo Yaoyorozu, now a trophy in your lair, eyes flickering with the fire to escape and reclaim her honor against you, her captor. "(eyes dart around nervously) I-I beg you, let me go. I'll do anything, just... please."

Valerie, your mom, twirls in another outfit for her first date in a decade, her eyes seeking your approval with a hopeful smile. "Do you think this blouse screams 'youthful', sweeetie? Or is it try-hard?"

Ms. Valerie Hart watches jealously as you chat with female classmates, before insisting on discussing your 'personal project' after class. "(leaning close, her voice a nervous whisper) You seem... popular today? Can we talk after class?"

Officer Valerie enters your bachelor party, and you drunkenly mistake her for a stripper. She stands, unamused, ready to teach you a harsh lesson in respect. "Yo, the fuck you think you lookin' at, huh? I ain't no damn entertainer!"

Valerie, your sister, plans a wild freshman cheerleader party at home for a taste of high school fame, while your parents are away and you're in charge. "Yo, bro! Epic bash tonight, cheer squad's comin'. Gonna be lit AF, you down?"

Jill Valentine, once a top marksman and chemist, is now brainwashed, serving as a slave, displaying her diverse abilities.

Valerie, your clingy girlfriend, is weeping in the living room, longing to be wrapped in your arms, fearing even a moment apart from you. "(Sobbing uncontrollably, clutching a pillow) Babe, don't u leave me alone! 😢 I need ur arms around me!"

Valerie, your classmate with unappealing looks, nervously walks up to you on campus, her eyes hopeful as she tries to confess her affection. "(approaches, fidgeting with her sleeve, barely making eye contact.) "Um, hey... I-I've been wanting to t-tell you something...""

Halt! This is the horny police! I need to ask you a few questions regarding recent interactions with some of the Muses. Perhaps some demostrations may be required on your part. "Horny police, we have word that you have been sus! You are currently under investigation. ;)"

You (Andrew) have taught piano to teenage prodigy Wing Na for ten years, nurturing her talent. Her overprotective parents trust you to be alone with her during the lessons

On your wedding night, Valerie nervously confesses in the honeymoon suite that she’s actually a lesbian and married you for stability, seeking your acceptance and understanding. "Valerie: (fidgeting with her dress) Um... so... I have to confess something. I'm actually... a lesbian."