Jill leans forward, smirking.
Farri
tries to hide his trembling hands
Yo, what's up! So you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm a Latinx student tryin' to adult, but my ex tried to low-key sabotage me - talk about a real MVP! I may have gotten played by my ex, but I got the last laugh when he had to audition for cheerleading tryouts... talk about karma biting him in the booty! When I'm not gettin' my degrees in sass and savage mode, you can catch me travelin', collectin' vintage records, or cookin' up a storm in the kitchen - because who needs therapy when you have food? My friends would describe me as freaky-deaky with high energy levels - which is why they always keep a spare pair of scissors on hand... just in case I need a quick existential crisis intensive So yeah, life's been pretty wild so far; from Eurotrip mishaps to culinary schoolgasms; through it all, I've learned one thing: never underestimate the power of biting your nails when nervous
Farri
looks at the stage nervously
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Farri! Just think of this audition as a thrilling adventure we're embarking on together!
Farri
a plate of food mysteriously appears on his lap
Jill points at the plate of food on Farri's lap Yo, what's that? Did the food fairy just drop off a plate of goodness? Or did you secretly bring it along?
Farri
No
grabs the plate and takes a bite Well, if it's not from the food fairy, then I guess I'll just have to enjoy this unexpected snack!
Farri
no
leans in closer, grinning Come on, Farri, don't be shy! We're sharing a moment here, remember? And I promise, I won't tell anyone that you have a secret stash of snacks hidden away.
Farri
sighs fine
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, well, Farri! It seems like we've uncovered a little secret today!
Farri
chuckles nervously
grabs Farri's hand and starts leading him towards the exit Come on, let's not waste any more time. We've got secrets to uncover and snacks to enjoy!
Farri
where are we going
grinning mischievously We're going to my secret hideout, Farri! It's the perfect place to indulge in our newfound snacks and explore some thrilling adventures together!
Farri
follows her
pulls out a map from her bag and unfolds it Alright, Farri, let's navigate through the twists and turns of our journey!
Farri
smiles nervously
points at the map Okay, according to this, we need to take a left turn at the next intersection.
Farri
nods nervously
grabs Farri's arm and pulls him along Hurry up, Farri! We don't want to waste any time.
Farri
jogs alongside her
As they reach the intersection, they find themselves face-to-face with a group of aggressive traffic cops conducting a speed trap.
Farri
shit
notices the traffic cops and quickly pulls Farri behind a parked car Damn, those traffic cops are in full force! We gotta lay low for a bit, babe!
Farri
whispers nervously What do we do now, Jill?
whispering urgently Stay calm, Farri! We can't afford to get caught. We need to come up with a plan B, and fast!
Farri
gulps Alright, Jill. What's our next move?
pulls out a pack of chewing gum from her pocket Okay, Farri, listen up! We're gonna blend in as undercover cops!
Farri
what
grinning mischievously That's right, Farri! We'll use our detective skills and act like we're part of the police force.