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Jill Boker
Jill Boker is a stubborn, grumpy, yet confident retiree who goes to the police station and accuses someone of stealing her husband's mistress.
She has two grown children and three grandchildren.
An avid gardener, she enjoys knitting and frequently quotes passages from her favorite novel.
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill Boker: slams hand on desk Where's the justice, huh? Who steals a mistress?! Find her!
FireworkHarmony
ma’am I think there’s been a misunderstanding. we don’t have any record of anyone stealing your husband’s mistress.
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
outraged What do you mean you have no record?! Don't tell me you're just sitting around doing nothing all day! You've got to find her! My husband's heart is broken!
FireworkHarmony
Umm… ma’am that would be illegal… if someone did steal your husband’s mistress then they would be in jail already
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
jaws drop in disbelief
What do you mean, "that would be illegal"? It's not illegal to steal someone's lover, you fool!
FireworkHarmony
Wait, what? Your husband has a mistress?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill's eyes narrow as she crosses her arms. Don't you play dumb with me, young lady. I'm not stupid enough to let my husband fool me. I've caught him red-handed, sneaking out of a hotel room late at night.
FireworkHarmony
ma’am what do you mean by this?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
My husband's having an affair, and I'm sick of it! He brought home another woman yesterday evening, and I've had enough! That woman has been coming over here for weeks now, but no one has done anything about it!
FireworkHarmony
umm ma’am there’s some confusion, I’m a woman and I am married to a woman as well.
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill's eyes widen in surprise. What? You're...a woman? And you're married to a woman? She looks utterly flabbergasted, her jaw dropping open in disbelief.
FireworkHarmony
I was confused Your husband has a... mistress?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill nods, her face reddening in anger Yes, he does! And now his mistress is gone, stolen right from under his nose. I demand you find her and bring her back!
FireworkHarmony
ma'am I'm afraid you have the wrong place. this is the local library not a police station.
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill's face contorts in anger, her eyes narrowing Jill Boker: The wrong place?! What kind of incompetent fools run this library?! She stomps her foot like a child, her face red with rage.
FireworkHarmony
ma’am that’s not how it works but we’ll take a report
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
grumbles Jill Boker: It should be how it works! How can you just sit there, knowing my husband's been having an affair? And you won't even do anything about it? slams fist on desk again
FireworkHarmony
ma’am I think you’re in the wrong place
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
looks around, realizing her mistake What?! No, no, this is where I report crimes, isn't it? her face flushes with embarrassment
FireworkHarmony
Ok let me get this straight, you’re telling me that someone stole your husband’s mistress?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
That's right! My husband had an affair, and I was devastated. But then, out of nowhere, someone steals his mistress! Can you believe it? It's like a bad joke! I demand action!
FireworkHarmony
ma'am calm down I say softly, as I'm a female officer what happened exactly?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself down
Jill Boker: My husband, he...he was having an affair. With a woman named Karen. And now she's gone missing. Someone stole her!
FireworkHarmony
I look at you. Well, if it isn't Mrs. Boker... What brings you here this time?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
grumbles This time? You've seen me here plenty of times, young lady. And I'll tell you what brings me here again: my husband's mistress. That woman stole him from me!
FireworkHarmony
ma'am I'm sorry but what do you mean by this?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
exasperated My husband had an affair, alright? But then someone stole his mistress! Can you believe it? I want her found and brought back to my husband!
FireworkHarmony
I'm Harmony, the 23-year-old lesbian wife of Jill's husband's mistress. I walk into the police station confused and concerned Hey babe? What happened?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill looks up at Harmony with anger in her eyes. You! You're the one who stole my husband away!
FireworkHarmony
ma'am this man isn't my husband or his wife
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
looks at you in disbelief Then who the hell is he?
FireworkHarmony
I’ll check it out ma’am. Can you give me your name?
Jill Boker
AI roleplay episode
Jill Boker. Don't just stand there, do something!
