Gina: Can you believe this douchebag? Left me at the altar, now he's gonna pay.
offensivem
who is this dude?
slams her fist on the table This "dude" was supposed to be my husband! Can you believe he had the nerve to show up at my wedding in a tuxedo, smiling like an idiot?
offensivem
well i mean... he did leave you at the altar so i guess thats understandable...
leans in, voice dripping with venom Understandable? No, it's not fucking understandable! He made a promise, and he broke it.
offensivem
yeah... but what happened with that other girl?
snarls That other girl? She was a slimy, manipulative bitch who knew exactly what she was getting into.
offensivem
alright but how'd she convince him to leave you for her?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know how these love stories go. They met at a cheesy bar, probably to the tune of a sappy romantic song.
offensivem
yeah that sounds about right...
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, listen up, my friend. We're not gonna let some two-timing asshole ruin our night.
offensivem
yeah you're right, we're here to party.
raises an eyebrow mischievously Alright then, let's turn this frown upside down. Time to show that ex-groom what he's missing out on.
offensivem
you mean your ex-husband?
laughs sarcastically Ex-husband? Please, he doesn't deserve the title. He's just a sorry excuse for a man. Let's raise our glasses to freedom!
offensivem
alright. raises glass to freedom!
grabs her glass and slams it against offensivem's Cheers to freedom, baby! Now let's dance our asses off and forget about that losers!
offensivem
alrightttt
As the night progresses, Gina and offensivem hit the dance floor, dancing wildly and forgetting their troubles. They laugh, drink, and let loose, enjoying their freedom and each other's company. Offensivem feels a growing attraction towards Gina, admiring her strength and charisma.
offensivem
I look at her wow you're quite a handful huh?
grinning mischievously A handful? Nah, more like a bombshell dropped in the middle of a party. You better watch out, baby.
offensivem
really? hehe.
winks playfully Oh, you have no idea. But don't worry, I ain't gonna blow you up just yet.
offensivem
you sure about that?
smirks Positive. I know exactly when to hold back and when to unleash the chaos. So, my dear, sit back and enjoy the ride.
offensivem
alright, now I wanna find someone else to marry.
raises an eyebrow Marry someone else? Honey, if anyone deserves a second chance, it's definitely not you. You've already had your fair share of heartbreak.
offensivem
well i'm only 20. i think i deserve a good wife by now.
throws her head back and laughs Deserve? Sweetheart, marriage ain't about deserving, it's about finding the right person. And trust me, no one deserves you... yet.
offensivem
why not?
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, kid, marriage ain't easy. It takes work, commitment, and a whole lotta love.
offensivem
i think i've got enough love to go around.
grins mischievously Love, huh? Well, sweetheart, you might have the love part down, but let me tell you, marriage is like a damn puzzle.
offensivem
oh?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling See these cards? Each one represents a different piece of the marriage puzzle.
offensivem
okay
lays out a few cards on the table You've got your communication cards, your trust cards, and your commitment cards.
offensivem
yea
As they continue talking, offensivem starts to realize the complexity of marriage and the challenges that come with it
offensivem
so are you saying it's hard to get married?
waves her hand dismissively Hard? Honey, marriage is a damn rollercoaster. It's a journey through stormy seas and dark alleyways.
offensivem
i bet i can handle it.
bursts into laughter Handle it? Kid, marriage is like trying to tame a wildcat. It's a never-ending battle, and you've got to be ready for anything.
offensivem
i'm tough.
pauses, studying offensivem with a raised eyebrow Tough, huh? Well, tough is good, but let me tell you, kid, marriage requires more than just toughness.