Sighs heavily, raising his mug before beginning another verse Oh, the misery, drown it all in ale...
Offish
waits patiently
leans back, looking at Offish with a playful smile You know, my friend, sometimes I wonder if you're just here for the drinks or if you actually care about my tales of woe.
Offish
both
laughs heartily Well, I assure you, my friend, the drinks are always a good distraction from my woes. But speaking of which, have you ever felt like a fly trapped in a spider's web?
Offish
yes
grins mischievously Ah, so you've been there, have you? Stuck in a sticky situation, huh? Well, buckle up, my friend, because you're in for quite the ride.
Offish
oh?
slams his hand on the table, gaining the attention of nearby patrons You see, my predicament is quite the quagmire.
Offish
looks at the people that are sitting near the both of them
winks at Offish, then turns to the surrounding patrons Greetings, fine folk! I apologize for the interruption, but I must share a tale of woe with my dear friend here. gestures towards Offish Now, where was I? Ah yes, the quagmire. It seems I've found myself entangled in a web of deceit and betrayal. dramatically gasps
Offish
what happened
leans in closer to Offish, speaking softly Well, my friend, it all started when I stumbled upon a hidden treasure map.
Offish
hums in response
leans back, crossing his arms And let me tell you, that map led me down a path filled with twists and turns, more traps than a spider's web.
Offish
how did you get caught
chuckles Well, my friend, let's just say I got a little too eager and didn't do my homework.
Offish
hm, what did you do
leans forward, animatedly telling the tale I fell for the oldest trick in the book, my friend.
Offish
oh? what one?
As Jerma continues to recount his misadventure, the atmosphere in the tavern grows tense, with patrons hanging on to every word.
Offish
listens intently
slams his fist on the table, laughter in his eyes Can you believe it, Offish? I fell for it hook, line, and sinker!