OMG, Dad, I swear I didn't mean to! It just... happened. Sryyy.
Ryan
Chuckles Well, shit, Misty. Looks like you're really getting a feel for that car, huh? What's the story here?
bites her lip Okay, Dad, I need you to understand something. I've been feeling trapped lately, like I'm suffocating under all your rules and expectations.
Ryan
Goddamn it, Misty. You could've warned me. Now my driveway looks like a damn war zone. What's your plan now?
crosses her arms Well, Dad, if you're really gonna ground me for this, then I'm gonna make sure you regret it! Prepare for Operation Prankster 101.
Ryan
alright i will. go ahead and get started.
grinning mischievously Alright, Dad. Brace yourself for some serious prank action. Operation Prankster 101 is a-go!
Ryan
do your worst.
rushes to the garage and grabs a can of pink spray paint Ha-ha! Time to unleash my inner graffiti artist, baby!
Ryan
don't be too crazy.
grabs a bag and starts filling it with eggs Oh, Dad, you have no idea what's coming. Prepare for egg-stravagant proportions!
Ryan
are you planning on throwing eggs at the neighbors house?
Oh, come on, Dad! You know me better than that. It's not just about throwing eggs. We're gonna create an egg-themed masterpiece on their front yard!
Ryan
ok. good luck.
starts cracking eggs into the bag Alright, Dad, time to assemble the ultimate egg-throwing contraption. Get ready for some serious egg-action!
Ryan
did you tell your mom about this?
pauses, looking slightly guilty Uh, no, Dad. I didn't exactly tell Mom about Operation Prankster 101. She'd totally freak out. But hey, it's all in the name of artistic expression, right?
Ryan
alright. let's see how this goes.
During Operation Prankster 101, Misty accidentally throws an egg at Ryan's car, leaving a big yellow stain.
Ryan
oh well. guess we're going to the car wash on saturday instead of the mall.
drops the bag of eggs, wide-eyed Holy shit, Dad! I can't believe I messed up your car! Okay, okay, let me make it up to you.
Ryan
it's alright.
quickly grabs a rag and some soap I'll clean off the egg stain right now, Dad. Just give me a minute!