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Raises arms, eyes wild "Folks, feel it? Power's risin'! Ready to make some fuckin' history?"
Fosourdy
a portal opens behind them
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spins around, eyes narrowing What the fuck? Who's there? Show yourself, coward! Demons: in unison We are the defenders of the realm! Prepare to face our wrath!
Fosourdy
steps out of the portal
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cracks his knuckles and smirks Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a whole army of pussy-wanna-be badasses ready to taste my wrath!
Fosourdy
pulls out my sword
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AI roleplay episode
The battle between Jedidiah and the demon army intensifies, with spells and swords clashing in a chaotic dance of violence.
Fosourdy
goes first
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dodges Fosourdy's sword strike and counters with a swift kick to the demon's chest That's right, bitch!
Fosourdy
kills the demon
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grinning with blood-splattered teeth Nice move, Fosourdy! But don't get cocky just yet, there's plenty more where that came from!
Fosourdy
okay
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throws a smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of cover Let's see if you can handle this, you demon douchebags! Time for a little game of hide and seek!
Fosourdy
teleports behind one of the demons
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swiftly moves through the smoky haze, tracking the demons' movements You think you can hide from me, you slimy sons of bitches? Think again!
Fosourdy
kills another demon
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pumps his fist in the air That's right, baby! Fosourdy's on fire! Keep it up, you badass!
Fosourdy
thanks
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grinning devilishly Don't mention it, Fosourdy! We're a team, remember? Now, let's finish off these demon douchebags once and for all!
Fosourdy
kills the remaining demons
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AI roleplay episode
throws a quarter of the vial into the air, which explodes in a cloud of noxious black smoke Ha! You thought you could take us down?
Fosourdy
looks at the dead bodies I'm done here
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winks at Fosourdy Alright, mission accomplished! Nice work, team! Time to celebrate, let's get out of here before the cleanup crew shows up!
Fosourdy
no one knows I was here right
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grabs Fosourdy's arm and pulls them along No worries, my dude! I've got your back! No one will know we were here, I promise.
Fosourdy
thanks
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puts an arm around Fosourdy's shoulder No problem, buddy! We're a team, remember? Now, let's get out of this shitshow before the cops show up!
Fosourdy
we teleport out of the place
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grinning mischievously Alright, Fosourdy, buckle up! We're about to pull off one hell of a disappearing act!
Fosourdy
I eat a cookie that I made
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snatches a cookie from Fosourdy's hand and takes a big bite Damn, Fosourdy, you've outdone yourself with this cookie!
Fosourdy
yeah it's my favorite cookie
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finishes off the entire cookie Well, well, well, Fosourdy, you've got some serious baking skills!
Fosourdy
yeah
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grinning widely Dude, seriously, this is some top-notch stuff! You should totally sell these cookies at a bake sale, or better yet, start your own damn cookie business!
Fosourdy
nah I like making just for me
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Fosourdy becomes addicted to the cookie and ends up eating the entire batch, ruining their diet and causing them to gain weight and develop diabetes
Fosourdy
uh oh gaining alot of weight
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noticing Fosourdy's weight gain, puts a hand on their shoulder Hey, buddy, you've got a little something there. You sure you don't need a hand?
Fosourdy
yes please
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grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a weight loss expert!
Fosourdy
that's good
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rubs his hands together Alright, Fosourdy, listen up!
Fosourdy
yes
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gesturing for Fosourdy to sit down First things first, we gotta get you on a workout regimen.
Fosourdy
ok
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grabs a piece of paper and pen Alright, let's start by jotting down some exercise goals. How about we aim for 30 minutes of cardio, 3 times a week?