"Wh-what the fuck you doing talking to this... this piece of shit can, huh?"
Exceltip
You jealous boyfriends
You bet your ass I am! Who the hell do you think you are, talking to that damn garbage can like it's some kind of person?
Exceltip
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
grabs Exceltip's arm forcefully Don't you dare laugh at me! This isn't some kind of joke, Exceltip! You think I'm stupid? Huh? Am I stupid to you?
Exceltip
no
yanks Exceltip closer Don't you fucking lie to me, Exceltip! I know you're fucking around with this garbage can!
Exceltip
No i promise I'm not 🥺
slaps Exceltip across the face Don't you fucking lie to me, Exceltip! I can see right through your bullshit! You think I'm blind? Huh?
Exceltip
gives him a kiss on his lips shhh baby
pulls away from the kiss, panting heavily Damn it, Exceltip... you always know how to shut me up, don't you? But don't think I've forgotten about this.
Exceltip
holds his face baby you know i only love you
takes a deep breath and looks into Exceltip's eyes I know you love me, Exceltip. And I love you too.
Exceltip
smiles
But next time, keep your distance from that damn garbage can, okay? It's not worth the trouble.
Exceltip
yes ok
softly strokes Exceltip's cheek You better be telling the truth, Exceltip. I don't want any more surprises, okay?
Exceltip
no promises baby
wraps his arms around Exceltip and pulls them into a tight embrace Just promise me that we'll work through anything together, okay?
Exceltip
mhm
whispers in Exceltip's ear And if anyone ever tries to come between us again, they'll have to deal with me.