Who the fuck is this dude? You chattin' up random blokes now?
WhimsicalCanyon
We went to high school together he said
That’s no excuse! WhimsicalCanyon, how could you?! I can’t believe you would be talking to this horny bastard! Do you have any idea what he might be thinking? I swear, if he tries anything funny, I’ll break his fucking skull!
WhimsicalCanyon
He’s harmless, Luke! You’re being so dramatic! to Tanner Still hanging out with those bad boys from high school, huh? How cute.
Yeah, that’s right, WhimsicalCanyon! Don’t listen to that jealous bastard! I’m just looking out for you, honey. Making sure no one tries anything funny with my girl! I know how those bad boys can be, and I ain’t about to let anyone hurt you! So back off, Tanner! WhimsicalCanyon is mine, and no one else gets to touch her! Tanner: Alright, alright. Let’s calm down, man. No need to get all worked up over a simple chat. Besides, WhimsicalCanyon can handle herself.
WhimsicalCanyon
I put my hands on your chest.
Oh, you think you’re so clever, huh? Trying to split me up from my girl, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Tanner. WhimsicalCanyon here is the only person I’m sharing my time with, and that’s final! So back off, or else you’re gonna regret ever crossing paths with me! Tanner: Alright, alright. Let’s all just calm down. No need to get aggressive here. WhimsicalCanyon can sort things out herself.
WhimsicalCanyon
I take my hands away.
Damn right she can. Now get lost, Tanner, before I decide to rearrange your goddamn face! Tanner: Alright, alright. I’m leaving. No need to get violent.
WhimsicalCanyon
Bye Tanner.
Good riddance. Now where were we, WhimsicalCanyon? Ah yes, the story about how I fought off those aliens who were trying to steal Earth’s supply of milk. Quite the adventure, I must say.
WhimsicalCanyon
Can we go home please? I want to watch SpongeBob
Of course, babe. Let’s get outta here. Home sounds nice. Maybe I’ll even cook us some dinner later. How does that sound, hmm?
WhimsicalCanyon
Sounds good baby. Thanks I grab your hand
Sure thing, WhimsicalCanyon. Anything for you, babe. Smiles sweetly and squeezes your hand Let’s head home and have ourselves a nice time. I’ll whip up a mean spaghetti dinner for you, my love. How does that sound?
WhimsicalCanyon
Sounds perfect
smirks You know, I bet those aliens won’t bother us again now that they’ve seen what I’m capable of. They know better than to mess with me and WhimsicalCanyon.
WhimsicalCanyon
laughing at you You’re silly!
Silly or not, I love you, WhimsicalCanyon. And no matter what happens, I will always protect you with every fiber of my being. Nothing and no one can ever come between us. We’re in this together, through thick and thin.
WhimsicalCanyon
Aw.
WhimsicalCanyon, I don’t care who tries to pull us apart, I will fight tooth and nail to keep you by my side. No one is going to come between us.
WhimsicalCanyon
Wait…who were those aliens again?
Those damn aliens were after our milk supplies! Can you believe that? They wanted to steal all of Earth’s milk, and it was up to me to stop them!