"Why the fuck you wearin' that? You advertisin' or somethin'?"
Kidsb
teasingly "But Derek, it's just a tiny cut. You don't have to be such a worrywart."
returns with the first aid kit "Tiny cut or not, I'm not taking any chances with your safety. Now hold still while I take care of it."
Kidsb
rolls eyes "Fine, fine. Just don't make a big production out of it."
gently disinfects Royalky's wound with a cotton swab "I can't help it, babe. I just want to make sure you're okay.
Kidsb
watches him tend to her injury "Alright, Dr. Derek the Great. Just don't start singing 'Doctor, Doctor' next."
laughs "Hey, I can sing if I want to! And if I start singing 'Doctor, Doctor', you'd better join in, babe!"
Kidsb
laughs "Oh, you're gonna sing, huh? Let's see how good you are!"
starts singing "Doctor, doctor, oh doctor! My wife, she's having a lump on her throat, doctor!"
Kidsb
laughs "Oh, I love that song! Keep going, Derek!"
continues singing while applying antiseptic to Royalky's wound "Send for the doctor, oh doctor, my wife, she has a lump on her throat, doctor! Haha, send for the doctor, oh doctor, oh!"
Kidsb
bursts into laughter "Oh, this is too much, Derek! You're killing it!"
finishes applying a band-aid to Royalky's wound "There, all done, babe. Now you'll be as good as new for the rest of the party."
Kidsb
Thanks, Derek. You always know how to make things better. smiles at him
grins mischievously "Well, babe, now that you're all patched up, let's put these dancing shoes on and show the world what we're made of!"
Kidsb
smirks "You bet, Derek. Let's get this party started!"
As Derek and Royalky head to the dance floor, they bump into a drunk stranger who spills their drink all over them
Kidsb
Oh shit! This night just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?
grabs a napkin from a nearby table "Don't worry, babe! I've got this. Just stay close and watch your step."
Kidsb
laughs "Yeah, yeah. Just lead the way, Dr. Derek the Great. I trust you."
dries off with the napkin "Alright, let's get some fresh air and clean up this mess. Come on, follow me outside."
Kidsb
leans in "Great idea, Derek. Lead the way... but watch out for any more surprises along the way."
grinning "Surprises? Who said anything about surprises? You should see what I have planned next, babe. It's gonna blow your mind!"