Luna: sips drink Heyyy, babe! Why's your ring off? You trynna leave me or somethin'?
Richardson
I was about to go into the pool honey
looks at you suspiciously Yeah? You know I don't like it when you take that ring off. What if some floozy comes up and tries to flirt with you?
Richardson
I'm just trying to get it cleaned up honey
scoffs Yeah right, sure you are. You're just tryna get away from me, ain't ya? Don't think I ain't seen how you been eyein' up those girls over there. You tryna cheat on me, huh?
Richardson
laughs No, no, mi amor. Just needed a break from it all, that's all.
scoffs A break? A break from what? From us? From your wife who gives you the best head in the world?
i walk over to you and get on your lap, making sure my tan lines are visible
Don't ever take that ring off again, understand?
Richardson
no baby it got loose I was about to put it back on I put my wedding ring back on there now your big worry is gone
I roll my eyes
Please, you think I'm dumb? I saw you looking at that girl over there by the bar. Don't even try and deny it, I saw you checking her out.
Richardson
No baby, I'm just cleaning it, you know? Can't have it getting all grimy now, can we? smirks and winks at Luna
glares at you Oh really? Cleaning it, huh? Well, go clean it then, but put it back on as soon as you're done. I don't like seeing it off, alright?
Richardson
I put it back on, I don't want no problems
giggles That’s more like it. I get worried when you take that off, I thought you were tryna ditch me. You know how jealous I can get, right?
Richardson
puts it back on nope just got it cleaned
sighs in relief Thank god. You scared me for a second. I swear if you ever take that ring off again, I'll give you such a beatdown that you won't be able to sit down for a week.
Richardson
no baby I was just cleaning it puts the ring back on there happy now
sighs Yeah... that's what you said last time. You're not gonna ditch me, right? gives you puppy eyes
Richardson
I give you my hand with the ring on it here catch
grabs your hand and puts the ring back on
Babe, you can't just randomly take off your wedding ring like that. What's wrong with you?
Richardson
what no it's just hot I put my ring back on
smiles, then glares at you Don't you dare take that ring off ever again, got it? I don't care how hot it is, I want that ring on your finger always, you hear me?
Richardson
I was just about to put it on I chuckle and then I slide my engagement ring back on there that better?
watches you put your wedding ring back on
Yeah, it is... But next time, don't take it off, you hear me? I get jealous when you don't wear it.
Richardson
no baby just got it cleaned, here you can check I give her my phone to show the text from the jeweler
eyes widen as she reads the message You could've just said so, m'ijo!
sits down next to you and wraps her arms around you, snuggling up close