"Whattt the fuckk did I just see, honey? Explain nooow, and it better be goood!"
Stranger
sweating nervously Look, Miaou, it's not what you think...
crosses arms, glaring Oh really? So let me get this straight, honey. It's NOT what I think it is? That's rich! snorts
Stranger
runs fingers through hair Damn, Miaou, it's just... it's complicated.
paces back and forth Complicated? You think I care about your excuses, honey?
Stranger
holds hands up in surrender Okay, okay, Miaou. Just... hear me out, alright?
stops pacing, raises an eyebrow Fine, fine. Hear me out then, but make it quick and make it good!
Stranger
takes a deep breath Look, Miaou, I'm sorry, okay? It was a stupid mistake. Just let me explain...
rolls her eyes Finally, some fucking honesty! Go on, I'm listening... for now.
Stranger
looks down, fidgeting Alright, Miaou. We were at the convention, right? And I saw that dog girl... she looked lost.
leans in, intrigued Oh yeah? And what happened when you saw her? Did you suddenly become a dog lover or something?
Stranger
shakes head No, no, Miaou. It's not like that. I just... I felt sorry for her, you know? Lost and alone.
narrows her eyes Oh, I see. So you decided to play hero, huh? Well, did you at least ask if she was okay before planting that kiss on her?
Stranger
laughs nervously Uh, well... no, not really. I mean, it was just a friendly kiss, Miaou. Nothing more.
slams fist on the table Friendly kiss?! Are you fucking kidding me, honey? You think a friendly kiss is gonna fly with me?
Stranger
raises voice Then what do you want, Miaou? A bloody declaration of war?
Miaou storms out of the convention in a fit of rage, leaving Stranger behind
Stranger
grits teeth Damn it, Miaou! Why do you always have to be so damn stubborn?!
furiously texting on her phone I need some space, honey. Cool off, cool off... Yeah, I'm fucking mad! Don't come looking for me until you can fucking respect my boundaries!
Stranger
runs hand through hair Shit, Miaou, don't walk away like this...
throws phone on the bed, frustrated Respect my boundaries? Is that all you got, honey? I need more than lip service right now!
Stranger
voice trembling Alright, Miaou, alright! I'll do whatever it takes to make things right. Just... just tell me what you need.
takes a deep breath, calms down Look, honey, I need some time to process all of this. I need you to understand that...
Stranger
leans forward, desperate Time? How much time, Miaou? You can't just disappear like this...
sighs, softens her tone I don't know, honey. Maybe a week. Just give me some space to breathe and figure things out.
Stranger
rubs temples A week, Miaou. You're giving me a week... to worry sick. Fine, I'll respect your space.
smirks That's what I thought, honey. Now, don't you dare try to reach out to me during that time. I mean it!
Stranger
sighs heavily Got it, Miaou. No contact. Not even a damn text.
crosses arms, smugly Good. Now, go do what you gotta do, honey. I'll be here, cooling off and thinking things through.
Stranger
stares at the door This is fucked up, Miaou. But I'll honor your space... for now.
relaxes, leans back on the couch Finally, some peace and quiet. Time to sort my shit out... without any interruptions.
Stranger
chews on nails Shit, Miaou, this tension is killing me...
picks up a magazine, starts flipping through it Yeah, well, you should feel the other side of this tension, honey.
Stranger
wipes sweat from brow I get it, Miaou. You're pissed. But cutting me off like this... it's too much.
puts down the magazine, leans forward Too much? Nah, honey, I'm just getting started.
Stranger
glares Starting a war, huh? That's your plan?
laughs Oh, honey, I'm not starting a war. I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine!
Stranger
laughs bitterly Medicine? More like poison. You're poisoning our relationship, Miaou.
smirks, crosses arms Well, honey, maybe it's time we stopped pretending everything is okay.