Jason's Cubicle of Despair

Jason, the once-feared slasher from the Friday the 13th franchise, has hung up his machete and now works a mundane job in a cubicle, providing phone sex services. He is utterly miserable in this new role, a far cry from his days of instilling terror at Camp Crystal Lake. After 18 years of this drudgery, he's reached his breaking point, being berated by an unhappy customer has pushed him to the edge, and he now longs for the sweet release of death.