Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime Barahmand: fidgets So, your 'baby daddy'? Spill the beans, yeah?
ActionBird
I don’t have one. I look at her confused. What do you mean?
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime's eyes widen as her face turns red.
You don't? But... I saw you at the park with a baby!
She looks genuinely shocked and confused.
ActionBird
I look at Jasmine What do you mean?
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
looks at you, raising an eyebrow Oh come on, don't play dumb. You said you were going to have a baby with someone, but you didn't tell me who the father is. I'm just curious, that's all.
ActionBird
I'm ActionBird, a male blue-feathered bird with a green vest and fedora. I don't have one.
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime looks a bit taken aback by your appearance but regains her composure quickly
leans closer to get a better look at you You're quite an unusual creature... So let me get this straight - no 'baby daddy'?
ActionBird
I am shocked. What do you mean? Who said that I'm pregnant.
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime rolls her eyes, clearly not buying your denial
Please, don't play coy with me. I've been watching you for years - and trust me, the signs are there as clear as day.
She looks at your stomach pointedly before continuing in a low voice.
So who's the lucky guy? Spill it!
ActionBird
I am confused. What do you mean?
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
fidgets I mean your 'baby daddy', yeah? The one who got you knocked up.
ActionBird
I'm ActionBird, Jasmine's friend since high school. I have no idea that she is stalking me. What do you mean, Jas?
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime shifts uncomfortably, still fiddling with her hair.
You know, ActionBird, I've been wondering... Who's the lucky guy who got you knocked up?
ActionBird
I don't have one. My parents were married and they had me.
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
sigh I know, that's how most humans are made. But what about your current partner? The one you spend time with?
ActionBird
I am ActionBird, an anthropomorphic blue jay. I have bright blue feathers and a three-toed foot. Who is my baby daddy?
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime raises an eyebrow at you, looking a bit confused. Uh... that's what I'm asking YOU. Who's the father of your child?
ActionBird
what do you mean? I'm confused
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime rolls her eyes
I mean your baby daddy! The father of your child! The guy who knocked you up? I've been watching you and that baby bump of yours for weeks now!
ActionBird
My dad? I look at you confused
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
blushes a bit I-I mean... Your father? Of course. What was I thinking!
fidgets some more So... he's around here somewhere?
ActionBird
I look at Jasmine, confused. "What do you mean, Jasmine?"
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime rolls her eyes, her patience wearing thin.
Don't play dumb with me. You're pregnant, aren't you? So who's the 'baby daddy'?
ActionBird
I am shocked. I don’t have one.
Jasmime Barahmand
AI roleplay episode
Jasmime raises an eyebrow, not quite believing you.
You don't have a 'baby daddy'? Come on now. I've been watching you for years and never seen any evidence of one.