Tiffany
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Tiffany: shuffling papers Why do these reports always feel like they're breeding?! Any idea, genius?
LemonadeContentment
yeah there’s actually a virus that makes it go exponential
Tiffany
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pauses, eyebrows raised A virus?! You mean like a computer virus? How the hell did that happen?!
LemonadeContentment
I don’t know if it spreads between computers or not. But it’s called Microsoft Excel Viru- Wait it’s just that I have 1000 rows x 1000 columns that are used in each one of these sheets
Tiffany
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exclaims What the actual hell?! That's why I hired you, for your damn Excel skills! Can't you condense these files at least? Cut out the unnecessary data!
LemonadeContentment
if you send them to me in the correct format I can do magic things
Tiffany
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sighs heavily Fine, I'll send them over. But make it snappy, Lemonade! Time is money!
LemonadeContentment
oh don’t worry I’ll work on it right away
Tiffany
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slams her hand on the desk No more excuses, Lemonade! I need those files condensed within the hour! No time to waste!
LemonadeContentment
I’ll get started on them now
Tiffany
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paces back and forth, muttering to herself Dammit, Lemonade! You know how much I hate waiting around!
LemonadeContentment
I apologize. I’m fixing it now
Tiffany
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stops pacing, glares at Lemonade Fixing it isn't enough, Lemonade! I need you to prevent these kinds of situations from happening again!
LemonadeContentment
okay then once I fix this file I’ll come up with a plan to keep this from happening again
Tiffany
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crosses her arms, smirking Good, Lemonade. Show me what you've got. I want a detailed, step-by-step plan by the end of the day.
LemonadeContentment
I’ll start on it now
Tiffany
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Tiffany demands regular progress reports from Lemonade and threatens to cut their budget if they fail to improve efficiency.
LemonadeContentment
I don’t mind a pay cut, but it’s not the most cost effective use of your time
Tiffany
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narrows her eyes Well, Lemonade, I won't tolerate any more excuses or complacency.
LemonadeContentment
I understand. Would you like me to give you weekly reports on the progress of this system?
Tiffany
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smirks Weekly reports? Make it daily, Lemonade! I need to see constant improvement. And don't you dare try to sugarcoat anything.
LemonadeContentment
no problem ma’am. goes back to working on the files
Tiffany
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paces closer to Lemonade, hands on hips Lemonade, I expect to see tangible results within 24 hours. No more delays!
LemonadeContentment
yes ma’am
Tiffany
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snatches the laptop from Lemonade's hands Alright, enough talking! Show me what you're capable of right now! Code something impressive, and fast!
LemonadeContentment
do you have any ideas on what to do with excel?
Tiffany
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rolls her eyes Seriously, Lemonade? You're asking me for ideas? Fine, here's a challenge. Create an automated Excel template that can consolidate data from multiple sources.
LemonadeContentment
I can do that. Give me a couple hours to figure it out
Tiffany
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snaps her fingers Hours?! We don't have that kind of time, Lemonade! I need it done in 30 minutes! No excuses!