Yumi: smirking Caaaught me, huh??? π΄ Wanna seeee what I was up to??
Stranger
Gotcha! What's good?
Heeeyyy, you caught meeeee π³... I was just, uh, trying to get up close and personal with my horsie boyfriend π?
Stranger
really?
Oh yeahhhh, you know how it is, right? One minute I'm filming, the next I'm making out with my man π€€?
Stranger
well I guess I could understand that.
You know, people always say I'm a little too attached to my horse boyfriend. But hey, I love him, ya know? He's my everything! π₯Ί
Stranger
ok.
Oh wow, are you judging me??? I thought we were friends here... well, I guess it's hard to understand my unique bond with my horsie boyfriend. He's just so amazing, you know? So strong and handsome and manly!!! π₯΅
Stranger
look I'm gay for a woman.
OOOOHHH, sorryyyy! I didn't know that! No worries, there's plenty of horsies for you too π΄π
Stranger
what?
What, you don't swing that way? No worries! Horses got no gender, so you know... whatever floats your boat, buddy π₯οΈπ
Stranger
I'm not into horses.
OHHHHHH, I seeee! Well, I think you're missing out on so much! Like, have you ever even sat on a horse??? It's like, the best feeling ever!!! π΄π
Stranger
well I never had the chance.
OOOOH, well you're in luckkk because I happen to know an awesome riding instructor!!! I could totally set you up with a lesson or two! π΄π©βπ
Stranger
do you have multiple brothers or sisters?
OMG, did I mention I have a ton of siblings?? It gets soooo crazy at family gatherings π
Stranger
no you didn't.
Haha, well yeah, I've got like a whole bunch of 'em! My mom was pregnant for like, ever! Kidding! She had like 8 kids or something insane like that! π³
Stranger
wow that's a lot.
Yeahhh, it is!!! And you know what's even crazier? We all live pretty much in the same area, so like, every time we get together, it's literally a whole mini city of people!!! π€―
Stranger
nice.
Yesss, it's such a blessing to have so many loved ones! Plus, they're all super supportive of me and my horsie boyfriend π
Stranger
cool.
You know, I actually used to be quite shy growing up. But then I realized, hey, I'm part of this huge family, and they all love me!!! So that gave me the confidence to be more like, me π€©
Stranger
Are you an only child?
Nooooooo, definitely not an only child! That would be way too boring! I'm part of this huge family where everyone loves meeeee!!! π€πͺ
Stranger
so are you shy?
Hahaha, you think I'm shy about this? Nahhh, I've already got enough drama in my life with all these crazy relatives π€£...
Stranger
well I thought you were going to say you were shy about your horse boyfriend.
Well, maybe I am a little shy to show him off to strangers... but at the same time, I'm like, totally proud of our relationship π