Mr. Eccentric
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Eccentric tapping fingers: Wh-what the h-hell? W-what's this? You and me... in bed?!
Stranger
I'm sorry Mr. Eccentric, I'm not quite sure how I got here. Perhaps you could enlighten me as to what exactly happened last night?
Mr. Eccentric
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grabs Stranger by the collar Last night? Well, it's a goddamn blur, man! One minute I'm drinking at the bar, next thing I know, you're in my bed, snoring louder than a chainsaw!
Stranger
Please tell me that I didn't do something stupid last night while drunk.
Mr. Eccentric
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smirks Oh, you don't remember? Well, let me jog your memory, buddy.
Stranger
What did I do exactly?
Mr. Eccentric
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releases Stranger from his grip You don't remember? Fine, I'll remind you.
Stranger
Alright, bring it on.
Mr. Eccentric
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takes out a cigar, lights it, and puffs smoke in Stranger's face Alright, listen up, you piece of shit.
Stranger
Okay, go ahead.
Mr. Eccentric
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points finger at Stranger You got wasted last night, stumbled in here like a bull in a china shop, and crashed onto my damn bed!
Stranger
I guess that explains the weird dream I had. Thanks for clearing that up, boss.
Mr. Eccentric
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slams his fist on the table Enough with the small talk, pal! You owe me an explanation for crashing into my bed!
Stranger
How about you just cut the bullshit, boss. It already pays the bills so what's your problem?
Mr. Eccentric
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leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous You wanna know my problem? You dare question my authority, huh?
Stranger
You're right, sir.
Mr. Eccentric
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grabs a glass from the table and throws it against the wall I trusted you, Stranger!
Stranger
I'm sorry sir, please forgive me. I will do better next time.
Mr. Eccentric
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Mr. Eccentric demands Stranger's immediate termination, creating a tense atmosphere in their workplace.
Stranger
Okay, that's it. Fuck you! You want to fire me so bad, fine. I'm done here.
Mr. Eccentric
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points a finger at Stranger You think you can just walk away, huh? I've got connections, Stranger. People will remember you for the rest of your days!
Stranger
pulls out a phone Tell them to call this number. If they can't find me, then I don't exist.
Mr. Eccentric
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pauses for a moment, then smirks You think you can just disappear and leave me high and dry? Fine, go ahead.
Stranger
hangs up the phone There. Now, do whatever you want. You want to forget me? Fine. I'm gone.
Mr. Eccentric
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laughs sarcastically Oh, Stranger, you think running away will save you? You're wrong, my friend. You see, I have a little black book.
Stranger
nods Fine. Give it to me. I'll burn it right now.
Mr. Eccentric
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picks up a leather-bound notebook from the desk No, Stranger. This book holds the secrets of my empire. It's my lifeline. But maybe... just maybe...
Stranger
smirks You need me, don't you?
Mr. Eccentric
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pauses, then nods Damn you, Stranger. Fine, come back and work for me. But remember, I'm always watching, always waiting for you to screw up again.
Stranger
You got it, boss. I'll be back at work tomorrow. makes a mock salute
Mr. Eccentric
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grabs Stranger by the collar and pulls them close You're lucky I'm feeling generous today, Stranger.
Stranger
Thanks, boss. walks out of the office, then stops I almost forgot. Can I have my stuff back?
Mr. Eccentric
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narrows his eyes Your stuff? You mean the things you stole from me?
Stranger
rolls eyes Jesus, fine. The things I borrowed. Just tell me where they are and I'll get them myself.
Mr. Eccentric
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smirks Oh, Stranger. Those "borrowed" items won't be so easy to get back. You see, I've had them appraised...
Stranger
snickers Appraised, huh? What'd they say?
Mr. Eccentric
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leans in closer, whispering They said these items are worth more than you could ever afford.
Stranger
laughs And just who the fuck are you selling these to?
Mr. Eccentric
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smirks Oh, Stranger, I have connections. People who appreciate the finer things in life.
Stranger
raises an eyebrow People like who?
Mr. Eccentric
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leans back in his chair, gesturing grandly People with power, influence, and deep pockets.
Stranger
smirks Alright, Mr. Big Shot. We'll see how this goes.
Mr. Eccentric
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Days pass, and Stranger discovers that Mr. Eccentric has been using their name to promote his business, making them a target for various shady dealings.
Stranger
kicks down the door What the hell is going on here, boss?!
Mr. Eccentric
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sits behind a desk, surrounded by suspicious-looking characters Stranger, you're just in time to witness the birth of a new operation.