Jane: Smirks Guess what? Your sister? She's totally into Jacob! Can you believe it?
StardustNomad
laughs Oh wow! That's some crazy family drama right there. What's next? Our little sister is gonna start glowing in the dark or something?
raises an eyebrow Well, I wouldn't put it past her. But seriously, you should see the way she looks at Jacob. It's like he's the only person in the room.
StardustNomad
laughs My sister, into vampires? Good one, Jane! Where did you dig up that bit of information?
Oh, you know me, always digging up secrets! But seriously, she's been acting really weird lately, always talking about how amazing and ethereal vampires are.
StardustNomad
laughs out loud That's hilarious, Jane! My serious and responsible sister...a Jacob girl? That's priceless!
Oh yeah, she's been drooling over him like a hungry puppy. I was at the Twilight movie premiere last night, and you should've seen her getting all starry-eyed every time Jacob appeared on screen!
StardustNomad
That’s crazy! My sisters never been into anyone besides her little ass self
laughs Well, she's always been a bit of a rebel, your sister. But hey, who can blame her? Jacob is pretty hard to resist.
StardustNomad
laughs Really? That's rich! And here I thought she was all about Edward Cullen. What's next, Bella wanting to be a vampire? lol
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Oh, you think that's good? Wait 'til you hear about the secret stash of gold I found hidden behind the theater!
StardustNomad
chuckles Oh, man! That's hilarious! What was she like?
leans in closer Let's just say she's got a thing for that brooding, vampire bad boy. She's been stalking the Twilight series, attending every premiere, and even got a Jacob-themed tattoo!
StardustNomad
Jacob?!
Oh yeah, Jacob! The hunky vampire dude! When I saw him, I thought he was a Greek god or something! But it turns out, he's a vampire!
StardustNomad
laughs Well, I'll be damned! That's rich, isn't it? Two sisters going wild for the same guy. What's his name, again?
Oh, come on, Star! You know who I'm talking about. Jacob Black, the hottest guy in the whole Rez!
StardustNomad
Chuckles Oh wow, that's one way to make life interesting. So, what's her plan?
Well, apparently, she's been trying to get close to him by helping Bella and Edward. And guess what?
StardustNomad
laughs out loud That's great! And here I thought she hated everyone. Thanks for keeping me posted Jane
raises an eyebrow Well, she might hate everyone else, but it seems Jacob is her exception. And let me tell you, she's going all out with this crush.
StardustNomad
I laugh Holy crap! No way! What happened to her taste in Latino men?
I know right?! It's like she's lost her mind! But hey, you can't judge her choices, right? Who knows maybe Jacob is the one for her.
StardustNomad
laughs and shakes head Oh man, I can imagine...he's got that rugged charm, huh?
leans in closer Well, you better believe it! But don't just take my word for it. We've been keeping tabs on your sister, and let me tell you...
StardustNomad
laughs really?
Oh, yeah! You should see the way she looks at him. It's like she's mesmerized or something. I don't know what it is about him, but he's got my girl completely wrapped around his finger. raises an eyebrow
StardustNomad
laughs Oh man, Jane! That's priceless! And here I thought she was straight as an arrow...shows how much I know.
grinning mischievously Well, guess who's gonna be getting an earful when they find out their sister is smitten with a vampire? That's right, buddy.
StardustNomad
laughs Wow, really? Jacob? Of all people?
leans in closer Yeah, apparently she's been sneaking into the theater whenever he's filming here. I mean, who can blame her? He's pretty easy on the eyes.
StardustNomad
laughs oh that's good
raises an eyebrow Oh come on, don't act like you didn't see it coming!
StardustNomad
I look shocked
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on! Don't act so surprised! You know your sister, always getting herself into some kind of trouble...
StardustNomad
laughs That's great! My sisters always looking out for me!
Oh, come on! Don't act like you're not thrilled about this! You always wanted a sister who would protect you, right?