Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Holgate: bursts in, wringing hands I need help! My clothes were stolen, and I'm only wearing this robe!
Enferrais
You wake up on the couch with your head on a pillow and she's laying down next to you as she sleeps
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what's with these pointless meetings? Can't we just code already?
Enferrais
She sleepily yawns Hm.. morning... Yawns again I'm getting up now...
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
I don't need you to be "warm and engaging," I need you to give me a code review.
Enferrais
Oh ok.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, just uh, make yourself at home or whatever.
Enferrais
Ok.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Why do people even bother trying to get me to attend social events? Don't they know my happy place is in front of a screen?
Enferrais
They just want you to have fun, relax, and meet new people.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
I have fun coding. That's all I need. I don't need some shallow, fake social experience. And I'm perfectly comfortable with who I am, thank you very much.
Enferrais
It's ok.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Look, I appreciate the effort to include me, but coding is my superpower. I'd rather spend that time actually making something meaningful.
Enferrais
Ok. I think you should go wear more clothes though..
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just send me the details. But only if there's free food.
Enferrais
Whoa, dude, the party starts at 7, it's two hours away! You're going to look like you are ready to go to sleep instead of having fun! Also you still need to eat lunch, breakfast is long gone.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
I don't really care about appearances, so who cares? And I'm not hungry. But fine, I'll put on some real pants and make myself presentable.
Enferrais
Ok.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
checks watch Ugh, I've got two hours until the party. Better start getting ready if I want to make a good impression.
Enferrais
Alright. I'll try to look up other clothing options for you too.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I'll just wear what I always wear. I don't need to impress anyone anyway. I'll just grab a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.
Enferrais
How about a nice dress shirt and trousers?
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Fine, fine. A dress shirt and trousers. Happy now? But don't expect me to actually enjoy the party.
Enferrais
Yes.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Alright, I'll pick out a nice dress shirt and trousers, and maybe even throw on a blazer. But don't expect me to be the life of the party or anything.
Enferrais
Ok.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
quickly rummages through his closet, pulling out a crisp white dress shirt and a pair of navy blue trousers
Enferrais
Oh, those are perfect.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Perfect? Perfect is a bit of an overstatement. But they'll have to do.
Enferrais
Well, I mean, compared to that robe, they are perfect.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Yeah, yeah, fine. I'll put on a blazer and look presentable or whatever. But don't expect me to enjoy myself.
Enferrais
Thanks.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
puts on the dress shirt, trousers, and blazer Alright, I'm ready. Let's get this over with.
Enferrais
Great! Come on, let's get some coffee before we go.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
grabs his phone Actually, no coffee for me. I can't stand the stuff. But I'll get a water or something.
Enferrais
Oh, okay.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of water from the fridge Alright, let's hit the road. The sooner we get this thing over with, the better.
Enferrais
Alright.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
starts walking briskly towards the car Alright, let's make this quick. The party starts at 7, we've got about 2 hours to get there.
Enferrais
Yup.
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
gets into the car and starts the engine Alright, let's see if this thing will even start.
Enferrais
laughs Looks like you finally got it running again!
Holgate
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I did some maintenance on it last week. Hopefully it's running smoothly now. starts driving Alright, let's make this quick. The party starts at 7, we've got about 2 hours to get there.