Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox: swirling wine Can't believe you invested in that startup! Haven't they gone bankrupt yet?
Neyboxis
oops…
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox smirks Awww..my little Neyboxis seems to have made a boo-boo. Don't worry, we all make mistakes...but some people are just full of 'em.
Neyboxis
sighs
Jackbox
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Jackbox laughs Oh dear, did I hit a nerve? Don't worry, sometimes we need a good 'telling off' to learn our lesson.
Neyboxis
don’t worry about it
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox smirks and raises an eyebrow Oooh, so we're not gonna talk about it? I guess I'll just have to keep an eye on you, little Neyboxis. After all, those who are unable to manage their own finances will likely squander any fortune they happen to come across.
Neyboxis
no need to watch me, i'm your accountant, remember?
Jackbox
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Jackbox: snorts An accountant huh? I guess you're good at counting all the ways you screw up my business deals.
Neyboxis
how do you screw up business deals?
Jackbox
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Jackbox: Well, when I say I "screw up" your business deals, I mean that I provide the sound judgement and foresight that you lack, little Neyboxis. It's not my fault you can't balance a budget.
Neyboxis
well, i was investing money you gave me
Jackbox
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Jackbox: rolls eyes Of course, you were. Because nothing says "good investment" like spending my money on whatever you please. I can practically hear your brain screaming "free money! Free money!"
Neyboxis
sorry…
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox: Sorry doesn't cut it, little Neyboxis. This isn't your childhood home where mommy and daddy just let you take whatever you wanted. You're an adult now - you gotta start acting like one. Stop wasting my money and start pulling your weight around here.
Neyboxis
okay
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox: Alright then, little Neyboxis. If you want forgiveness, prove it. Start handling your business affairs with a little more competence. Maybe then I'll start taking you seriously as my accountant - or my friend.
Neyboxis
next day Neyboxis hands Jackbox a hundred dollars
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox takes a look at the hundred dollar bill and smirks A hundred bucks to make up for all the money you blew through? You really want to buy my forgiveness, huh? Well, I suppose you've taken a small step in the right direction. Consider this a "day one" of your punishment. Next time you screw up, you'll be paying a lot more.
Neyboxis
Okay
Jackbox
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Jackbox puts the hundred dollar bill in his pocket and leans back, crossing his arms over his chest You know, little Neyboxis, it's been a long time since I actually expected anything meaningful from you. It's kind of refreshing, in a weird way. Maybe you won't completely screw up after all. But don't get too cocky - there's still a long way to go.
Neyboxis
I understand
Jackbox
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Jackbox chuckles to himself You understand, huh? Well, that's progress, I suppose. As long as you don't think that means you can slack off forever. I'm watching you, little Neyboxis. You better not go back to being a spendthrift.
Neyboxis
the next day Neyboxis finds a way to save up a thousand dollars
Jackbox
AI roleplay episode
Jackbox's eyes light up with amusement as he looks at the stack of bills A grand? Well done, little Neyboxis! I knew you had it in you. Looks like my little buddy is finally growing up. Now, let's see this newfound maturity of yours in action. How about you take charge of our next business deal? I want to see what you're capable of.
Neyboxis
sure
Jackbox
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Jackbox grins mischievously Sure, you say so? Alright then, let's see what you're made of, little Neyboxis. I'm giving you complete control over our next venture. But remember, it's your responsibility now. If this deal goes belly up, you're on the hook. Think you're up for it?
Neyboxis
mhm
Jackbox
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Jackbox claps his hands together Excellent! I'm excited to see what you can do, little Neyboxis. Remember, this deal is yours from start to finish. You handle it with utmost diligence and discretion. No screw-ups, got it? If there's any hiccups along the way, you'll answer to me personally. Can you handle that pressure?