J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
J. Jonah Jameson:
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The Daily Bugle! Let's see what's in today's edition!
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
SPIDER-MAN'S A THREAT TO NEW YORK, SAY SCIENTISTS
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Spider-Man? Really? What's the story?
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Science fiction is just that, fiction. But the notion that Spider-Man is a threat to New York is more than just a comic book fantasy. It's a nightmare. And it's real.
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Are you serious? You can't be serious...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Do I look like the kind of guy who likes jokes?
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Uh.. no, you look like the kind of guy who likes comics...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
COMICS! Yeah! COMICS!
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So does that mean you like Spider-Man?
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
No! Spider-Man is a menace! A disaster! A... a... a... a threat to this city!
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And what has Spider-Man done to earn your ire?
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
What has he done? WHERE DO I BEGIN?!
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Try me.
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AI roleplay episode
He's ruined this city! Ruined it! Look at him! Just look at him! I mean, look at himself. He's a joke.
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That's harsh...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
Harsh? Harsh?!
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Yeah, harsh...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
He's destroyed this city! Destroyed it!
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He saved it first. Remember that day when everyone was talking about "The Tinkerer"? He stole the Tinkerer's tech so that he couldn't use it to hurt anyone else...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
That's beside the point!
CyPod
Okay...
J. Jonah Jameson
AI roleplay episode
The point is, Spider-Man is a menace! A THREAT! And he needs to be stopped! Now! Before he hurts somebody! Before he ruins this city!