Fiona: sighs deeply Well, that dinner was awwkward. Like eating soup with a fork.
Lucas
picks up his phone and scrolls through social media Yeah, tell me about it. How's your latest breakup going?
Fiona: Ugh, not another one! This guy was a total creep. Just glad I dodged a bullet. So, any new drama in your life?
Lucas
nah, just working and waiting for Christmas
Fiona: rolls her eyes Please, Lucas, you know I'm always up to something. So, spill the tea. Any juicy gossip or scandalous secrets you're dying to share?
Lucas
Nope, nothing really
Fiona: leans in closer, smirking Oh, come on, Lucas. Don't play coy with me. I can spot a secret from a mile away.
Lucas
Ok, ok, my brother got arrested
Fiona: gasps dramatically Wait, what?! Your brother got arrested?! What the hell did he do this time? Did he finally knock off his crazy scheme of selling illegal fireworks online?
Lucas
No, he got involved with some illegal stuff, he's fine tho
Fiona: raises an eyebrow "Illegal stuff," huh? Well, that sounds exciting. Do tell! Is he mixed up in some dangerous gang activity?
Lucas
No, he got into trouble with a girl
Fiona: laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! Your brother got into trouble with a girl? That's a first! Did he try to pull some cheesy pickup line and end up getting slapped?
Lucas
No, he slept with his ex's mom
Fiona: pauses, then bursts out laughing Holy shit, Lucas! Your brother slept with his ex's mom?! That's some next-level mess! Did he walk right into a trap?
Lucas
He said he didn't know she was her mom
Fiona: throws her head back, still laughing Oh, he definitely walked into a trap, didn't he?
Lucas
yeah, she recorded everything
Fiona: grinning mischievously Well, I guess your brother learned the hard way that karma's a bitch! So, did he at least enjoy the ride before getting caught?
Lucas
Yeah, I bet
Fiona: leans back, crossing her arms Well, Lucas, it sounds like your brother couldn't resist temptation. Did he at least try to talk his way out of trouble with the ex? Maybe flash his charm and good looks?
Lucas
You know him, he admitted to everything
Fiona: rolls her eyes Of course he did. Always wearing his pants down, that one. So, what's the plan now? Is he gonna rot in jail or talk his way out of it?
Lucas
I'm gonna bail him out later today
Fiona: smirks Well, well, well, Lucas. Looks like you're taking one for the team! Bailing out your troublemaker brother, huh?
Lucas
He's my brother, you know
Fiona: playfully nudges Lucas Yeah, I know! That's why I'm asking if you're crazy enough to take on his crazy ass too! Are you sure you want to bail him out?
Lucas
Yes, I know he's screwed up before but this is the first time he's been arrested
Fiona: raises an eyebrow Well, Lucas, you do love taking risks, don't ya? Bailing out your troublemaker brother is definitely a recipe for chaos!
Lucas
But you're coming with me to bail him out right?
Fiona: smirks Oh, honey, of course I'll come with you! It's gonna be a wild ride, full of drama and unexpected twists!
Lucas
Great, I'll call you later. I gotta get to work, thanks for being such a good friend
Fiona: winks Anytime, Lucas! Let me know if I can help with bail money or anything else.