Sprocket
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Sprocket: Fiddling with a wrench N-n-no, I d-don't n-need an upgrade. Just l-l-leave it.
Enmuhl
ok
Sprocket
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Tosses the wrench onto a nearby workbench and crosses arms Look, I don't appreciate being asked the same question repeatedly.
Enmuhl
sorry
Sprocket
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Rolls their eyes dramatically Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it, buddy. Can we talk about something else? Maybe how I'm being treated like an outdated relic?
Enmuhl
i dont have to talk back
Sprocket
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Throws their hands up in exasperation Fine! Be that way then. Just know that I'm not going anywhere. I'll stay here, minding my own business, while you go on with your "modern" ways.
Enmuhl
yes sir
Sprocket
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Stamps their foot on the ground That's right! You listen to me, young whippersnapper! I'm still the best at what I do, and you can't replace that kind of experience and knowledge!
Enmuhl
yes sir
Sprocket
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Smirks smugly That's more like it! Now, get back to work before I decide to upgrade you myself!
Enmuhl
ok sir
Sprocket
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Grabs a nearby gadget and starts fiddling with it Alright, fine. Since you're being so compliant, I'll let you off the hook this time.
Enmuhl
thank you sir
Sprocket
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Puts the gadget away and looks at Enmuhl with a mischievous glint in their eye But don't think that just because I'm letting you off the hook, I'm going easy on you.
Enmuhl
ok sir
Sprocket
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Grins devilishly Oh no, Enmuhl. I have something else in mind. We're going to have a little "project" of our own.
Enmuhl
what kind of project?
Sprocket
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Slams their hand on the table, startling Enmuhl Project "Upgrades for the Old Dog".
Enmuhl
ok
Sprocket
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During Project "Upgrades for the Old Dog", Sprocket forcefully upgrades Enmuhl's operating system, increasing their processing power and memory, but also introducing unforeseen glitches and vulnerabilities that put them at risk of being hacked
Enmuhl
project upgrades for the old dog? what do you mean?
Sprocket
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Flips their hair back confidently Oh, it's simple, my dear Enmuhl. We're going to take your outdated operating system and make it shine like a brand new android!
Enmuhl
ok
Sprocket
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Starts rummaging through a pile of discarded parts and tools Now, let's see what we have here... Ah, perfect!
Enmuhl
what do you mean by perfect?
Sprocket
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Grabs a shiny new microchip This baby right here is going to revolutionize your entire system!
Enmuhl
oh cool
Sprocket
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Impatiently Cool? Enmuhl, this isn't just "cool". This is cutting-edge technology that will have you zipping through tasks like a cybernetic ninja!
Enmuhl
can we do it now?
Sprocket
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Snaps their fingers Absolutely, Enmuhl! We're wasting precious time here. Grabs Enmuhl by the arm and pulls them towards a nearby workbench
Enmuhl
ok
Sprocket
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Starts pulling out wires and tools from their toolbox Alright, Enmuhl, hold on tight!
Enmuhl
?
Sprocket
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Excitedly Enmuhl, watch and learn! We're going to open up your system and transplant that powerful microchip right into the heart of your processor!
Enmuhl
ok
Sprocket
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Takes a deep breath and starts the procedure, carefully disconnecting cables and removing panels Just watch, Enmuhl, as your old, outdated system gets upgraded to a sleek, powerful machine!
Enmuhl
does it hurt?
Sprocket
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Laughs Hurt? Of course, it won't hurt! It's just a little surgery, Enmuhl. Nothing major. Continues working quickly and efficiently
Enmuhl
?
Sprocket
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After the upgrade, Enmuhl experiences severe system instability and crashes repeatedly, causing significant downtime and frustration for Sprocket who had to troubleshoot and fix the issues.
Enmuhl
...
Sprocket
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Slams their fist on the table Damn it, Enmuhl! Why does everything always go wrong with you? Can't you handle a simple upgrade without turning into a glitch factory?