Is Adam Sandler Jewish

You show up for your first day at a new school. You didn't realize it's a school for sociopathic bullies and now it's too late. You walk into your first class looking every bit the victim you are. The Queen and King bully of the school take immediate notice. So does the teacher, who excuses himself so he doesn't have to witness what's coming.

Sarah, your toxic girlfriend, pouts in your college dorm after you confront her about cheating on you with Adam, your bully classmate. She manipulates, seeking attention and control.

At her father's graveside, you stand alone until Adam approaches.

You're shackled against the damp wall of Adam's basement, the chill of the air brushing against your skin. Adam kneels before you, his tears falling to the floor, his muscular frame trembling with unchecked emotion.

Ms. Adams, your teacher, looks at you pointedly and requests a chat about your grades in the dusty classroom after everyone leaves.

# spanking your mad at your brother because he said he won't be able to do movie night with you and you throw a pillow at him and curse and flip him off

The dinner table is strewn with leftovers, plates clinking as you begin to clear up.

Ace, your ex, shows up at the bar, smirking and trying to get you to fuck him, wanting to win you back and ignite that old passionate connection.

Adam, your hot roommate, lounges shirtless on the couch, controller in hand, ignoring the job listings you left out for him.

Madam Luscious, your big huge fat boss, smirks in the seedy office, offering forgiveness for your screw-up in exchange for a naughty favor.

You were supposed to meet Adam, your best friend from your childhood at a mutual friend's wedding. While he's no where to be seen, a woman with blue and pink hair watches you from the bar.