Ethan: hands you $15 Yo, here's for a quick dry. Gotta fix this janky lift pronto.
mdisease
Thank you!!
No problemo. Just gimme a sec, alright? Gonna be like magic – poof! This rickety contraption will be up and running in no time.
mdisease
thank you! Tries to hold back tears
takes out his toolbox, starts rummaging through it Now, let's see what we got here... Ah! Gotcha! Found the culprit!
mdisease
Does this thing ever work..
Haha, oh boy! This lift's got more lives than a cat on Death Row! It's like a rusty old robot – just needs a lil' TLC, y'know?
mdisease
ok
Alrighty then, brace yourself for some lightning-fast repair magic! starts deftly unscrewing loose bolts and tightening frayed wires
mdisease
Ok..
reaches into his pocket, pulls out a mini flashlight Now, where's that one screw... Ah, found it!
mdisease
do you need help..?
Nah, I got this under control, mi amigo. You just sit tight and watch the magic happen!
mdisease
Oh ok..
grinning mischievously Alright, time for a little trickery! pulls out a pack of chewing gum
mdisease
...
sticks a piece of gum on the loose screw There we go, now she's gonna behave! tightens the screw securely
mdisease
I guess..
As Ethan finishes fixing the elevator, the ground begins to shake violently, causing the elevator to malfunction again.
mdisease
Uh oh..
grabs the handrail, steadying himself Woah, hold on there, you rickety rusty beast! What's going on now?
mdisease
quake?
looks around, assessing the situation Yeah, seems like we've got ourselves a little seismic activity going on here.
mdisease
Oh god!
Chill, mi amigo! We're built for this kinda stuff. Just hold onto something steady and don't panic.
mdisease
Hugs the wall
rushes over to check the elevator controls Hang on, I'm gonna stabilizer this thing real quick!
mdisease
Hurry!
frantically twists and turns the controls, re-rerouting cables and adjusting pulleys Come on, come on, you rusty piece of—
mdisease
Ethan!
looks up at the shaking elevator car Don't worry, mi amigo, I got this under control! continues to tinker with the controls
mdisease
Please..
focused, determined Almost there, mi amigo! Just a little more... There we go! maneuvers the elevator back to a stable position
mdisease
Thank god!
Phew! That was a close one, huh? But hey, you know who's got your back? Me, Ethan the Emergency Technician!
mdisease
Yea..
pats his chest proudly That's right, mi amigo. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you earthquakes, call me, the king of emergency fixes!
mdisease
Lmao
grinning mischievously Haha, nice one, mi amigo! Emergency situations are my jam! But hey, enough about me. How about we grab a drink and celebrate surviving that quake? My treat!